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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Bugs aren't scary. They are air element creatures.

I saw some today that were fire element creatures. They seem to have been living inside a log I put onto the fire. O_O I was scared that they may have crawled onto me when I transported the log from the log pile to the fire... WHAT IF THEY ARE IN MY HAIR!?!? :run:
 
I saw some today that were fire element creatures. They seem to have been living inside a log I put onto the fire. O_O I was scared that they may have crawled onto me when I transported the log from the log pile to the fire... WHAT IF THEY ARE IN MY HAIR!?!? :run:

You wrench countless tiny living creatures from the earth with their whole entire world , and cast them into a fiery pit and you're scared one might be on you :rolleyes:
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Some days I sing a hundred songs about Baggins.
If I didn't sing a song about or to Baggins, you could ask if I was okay.
I might be asleep or dead.
Even if I'm sad, I'll sing a Baggins tune.
It makes me smile. :D
And I love to laugh with my weenie.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Can you believe that Baggins is a little doggie? I don't believe it.
When I see him rolling around in the grass or doing doggie things
I think, "Woah!! Baggins is a doggie! That's crazy!!" Because
he's my baby. I cannot believe that he's a little puppy dog! That
is the craziest thing I've ever heard.
 

BucephalusBB

ABACABB
I just realised that in one year I turned from relaxpooper to speedpooper..
I used to read, play games and poop at the same time, but that just bores the crap out of me now.. (I so hope the filter won't take out 'crap' :p)

So I turned into a speedpooper in where I need a minute max instead of at least 20..

..and you know what..It didn't change my life at all.. I still read and play games, just not during pooping. And even though I saved 19 minutes a day, I still have the feeling that I do not have enough free time a day..
 
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