I really need to get on my homework. I have about 15 pages left to read in psychology, 3 chapters to review in history for a test, and a 3 to 5 minute long speech I need to practice. I've wrote it (in the middle of one of my other classes), but I have no idea how long it will take me to actually say it.
My theatre class (the one I don't have homework in for just this week, and Firefox doesn't know how to spell theatre), is actually a very interesting class. My teacher (who is my girlfriends uncle), is extremely intelligent, knows how to read, write, and speak ancient Greek, Hebrew, Latin, Sanskrit, modern Greece, Spanish, German, French, English and a few others. He goes very deep into the religious, cultural, and historical aspects involved with ancient theatre. So not only is this class a gold mine of ancient studies, he keeps it very amusing. His last lecture was titled "Endless Phallic Humor." One lecture he gave us Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back lyrics translated to Latin, and then back to English.
(By Hercules!)
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
(But, as you know)
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
(Verily,they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
(Behold the black woman!)
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)
(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)
(Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.)
(My dear lady, I want to come together with you
(And make a picture of you.)
(My companions were trying to warn me)
(But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.)
(O skin wrinkled and smooth!)
(Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?)
(I am entirely at your disposal)
(Because you are not an average hanger-on.)
(I have seen her dancing.)
(Forget, therefore, about blandishments!)
(Such sweat! Such moisture!)
(I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!)
(I am tired of reading in the gazettes)
(That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.)
(Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be)
(Rather that they prefer fuller ones.)
(O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?])
(Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!])
(Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!])
(To shake them! [To shake them!)
(To shake those healthy buttocks!)
(My mistress stands out behind!)