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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Although morally reprehensible and slightly sticky to the touch, I'm a lot of fun at funerals. You should see what I can do with a cofffin lid and some lipstick.
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
I sometimes think of something funny and start laughing out loud. My husband thinks I am laughing at him and everyone else thinks I am nuts.

;)
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
Okay, it appears something is wrong with me today. I believe I just spent a substantial amount of time on my floor. The state of my consciousness during the entire time is in question. Though my face still hurts from where it appears my daughter tried to slap me awake and my son woke up his father early to the tune of "Daddy, I'm sorry to wake you, but mommy won't wake up". Yeah, I think I could be a little sick today.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
I have a boring existence. I plan on living dangerously for a few minutes, though. I can't tell if this is a fart or a poop, but I'm letting it rip anyway. I'll give staus updates as new information arrives.
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
Wirey said:
I have a boring existence. I plan on living dangerously for a few minutes, though. I can't tell if this is a fart or a poop, but I'm letting it rip anyway. I'll give staus updates as new information arrives.
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I think my son must like to live dangerously daily.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Wirey said:
I have a boring existence. I plan on living dangerously for a few minutes, though. I can't tell if this is a fart or a poop, but I'm letting it rip anyway. I'll give staus updates as new information arrives.
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Status Report: Disaster!
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Did you ever notice that as soon as you haul your wiener out, they'll ask you to leave the mall? Well, I've had enough! I'm off to the mall, and I'm handcuffing myself to the bench outside "Baby Gap"!
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
Draka said:
Okay, it appears something is wrong with me today. I believe I just spent a substantial amount of time on my floor. The state of my consciousness during the entire time is in question. Though my face still hurts from where it appears my daughter tried to slap me awake and my son woke up his father early to the tune of "Daddy, I'm sorry to wake you, but mommy won't wake up". Yeah, I think I could be a little sick today.
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Oh, God. That sounds scary!
 
croak

croak

Trickster
Draka said:
Okay, it appears something is wrong with me today. I believe I just spent a substantial amount of time on my floor. The state of my consciousness during the entire time is in question. Though my face still hurts from where it appears my daughter tried to slap me awake and my son woke up his father early to the tune of "Daddy, I'm sorry to wake you, but mommy won't wake up". Yeah, I think I could be a little sick today.
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Did you find out what happened? Feeling okay today?
 
croak

croak

Trickster
Finally, I fixed my computer. Darn upgrade from hell (plus a totally random problem that coincidentally coincided with it).

Sure, I figured out the problem, then managed to break it further, but a simple kernel upgrade through chroot fixed that. :)

Darn you, glibc!
 
Astravalon

Astravalon

☯
They should make a time-piece that has a picture of dark clouds and lightning on the face. They could call it a "severe thunderstorm watch". :D


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