The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[whereismynotecard]

Awesome! I like random messages.

Me too. And I like leaving them too.

 

[monta]

Awesome! I like random messages.

Not me , every word a succint to the point hammer to the face of illogical discourse.

Sometimes I wash behind my ears with shampoo sometimes face wash, sometimes shower gel.

 

[monta]

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[cardero]

The Godzilla Convention (G-Fest) is going on in Chicago and I am stuck here at work for the weekend. The convention fans are probably all at the Pickwick Threater watching a classic Godzilla film on the big screen.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I bought some blueberries. I hadn't ever had blueberries that weren't part of a pie. When I ate them, they tasted sort of like... blueberries.

 

[ChristineES]

I have an itchy foot.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Ewwwww!! Weeeeeenie snot!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

I remember when Baggins was a baby. He was so spoiled. He cried all night if I didn't let him sleep with me. He was so little that I was afraid I'd squish him, but if I didn't pick him up and hold him while he slept he would cry all night. That's how the sleeping in my bed with me started... He's been spoiled since the beginning...

 

[whereismynotecard]

I sometimes wonder if he misses his dog mom.

 

[rojse]

I sometimes wonder if he misses his dog mom.

Haven't you usurped Baggin's mom?

 

[mrscardero]

Certainly. Just tell me where you'd like to start and we can get our hands dirty.

Are you a slow teacher or a fast teacher?
They say slower is better. OOoooops. Sorry. PG13.

The Godzilla Convention (G-Fest) is going on in Chicago and I am stuck here at work for the weekend. The convention fans are probably all at the Pickwick Threater watching a classic Godzilla film on the big screen.

Just pretend you are there and watch movies at work.
When you go home to sleep, pretend you are at a hotel.
Want me to put little soaps and shampoos in your bathroom?
Want to put on the twin fairie costumes?
You're not the only one not going you know.

Maybe this will get you out of your funk.

Sing with me!

 

[Breathe]

Went with the kids and wife (and my big sis) to feed the ducks at the park.
There were some HUGE fish in there, but nobody seemed to remember fish being in there before now.

 

[monta]

Went with the kids and wife (and my big sis) to feed the ducks at the park.
There were some HUGE fish in there, but nobody seemed to remember fish being in there before now.

The fish probably don't remember being there before now

 

[Breathe]

The fish probably remember being there before now

Hope so.

 

[monta]

I meant to say don't remember

 

[Breathe]

I meant to say don't remember

Oops.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Haven't you usurped Baggin's mom?

usurped??

How come everyone is making up words all of a sudden?

 

[mrscardero]

I put a made up name on an empty locker at work.
Our new co-worker's name is Mea Sprun.
Mea Sprun

 

[knockknock]

Ive got hives

Thank you

 

[monta]

I put a made up name on an empty locker at work.
Our new co-worker's name is Mea Sprun.
Mea Sprun

I wonder Mea knows my friend Sue Chures :slap: