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We all know the deep state has been hiding aliens and their space ships in Area 51 for years. So it would only make sense that some of the aliens would have powers beyond those of mortal men, powers of suggestion so powerful that humans who appear to be “normal” could be fooled. You know, like a cult on steroids.
So they’re saying . . . and it might not be true . . . but I keep hearing that Trump is an alien and that he has used his powers to turn Vance and RFK into believers. After all, Vance once called Trump “America’s Hitler,” and RFK called him out for abusing immigrant children, among other things. And now Vance and RFK are Trump’s top lieutenants, so when you think about it . . .
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Besides, how else could you explain the inexplicable fact that tens of millions of people who call themselves good people, Christian people, patriotic people—are supporting a convicted felon, a traitor who tried to overthrow the government, a guy who loves dictators and hates democracy, a guy who hates women and nonwhites, a religious hypocrite who can’t cite a single Bible verse, a guy who calls military personnel “losers” and “suckers,” a 78-year-old who constantly mangles the English language . . . Trump HAS to be an alien with mind-warping powers
And Trump doesn’t seem to be able to laugh or cry, so I really think what they’re saying might be true. Trump might be an alien.