The RF Village

[Booko]

I figured, why just be bouncer for a bar, why not be bouncer for the entire village. Someone wants to start any problems, I take care of them, and then toss them in the river, and let it carry them off, assuming thier able to float when I'm finished.

So, you're gonna be the Village Mobster? :help:

 

[Circle_One]

So, other than Village Nude Watcher, I think I need another village job, but I've got no ideas.

Anyone care to chime in?

 

[Buttercup]

So, other than Village Nude Watcher, I think I need another village job, but I've got no ideas.

Anyone care to chime in?

It is SO obvious C-1! You have to be the town DJ! Our own personal Spin Doctor!

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Hehee, well put, Buttercup!

I also vote for Elf Queen! (Goblin Queen doesn't sound quite as good, but it works!)

 

[Circle_One]

Hehehehe!!! I love BOTH of those ideas! Woohooo

 

[Buttercup]

Hehehehe!!! I love BOTH of those ideas! Woohooo

You deserve more than one job.....you could be the Elf Queen Spin Doctor. We'll make you some snazzy/hot little outfit to wear! :jam:

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Oooo! And she should get a cool stethescope! (If she'll be a doctor!)

 

[Circle_One]

I can get a stethoscope thingy, that's ACTUALLY headphones, but just looks like a stethoscope! Haha

 

[Pah]

Oooo! And she should get a cool stethescope! (If she'll be a doctor!)

She needs a stethescope? I thought she had big ears?

 

[Booko]

So, other than Village Nude Watcher, I think I need another village job, but I've got no ideas.

Anyone care to chime in?

Maybe Sunstone will hire you as Village Acme Love Doll Inflater?

Oh...I got it...you can be the Village Locksmith! :help:

 

[Scuba Pete]

Perhaps I am qualified to be the Village N'er do well.

 

[standing_alone]

Oooh! Ooooh! I finally thought of something I'm qualified for. The village drunk!

 

[Mike182]

I figured, why just be bouncer for a bar, why not be bouncer for the entire village. Someone wants to start any problems, I take care of them, and then toss them in the river, and let it carry them off, assuming thier able to float when I'm finished.

and in your spare time you can help me make daisy chains ........ :biglaugh:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So, you're gonna be the Village Mobster?

Village bouncer, much like a Vegas bouncer. Drag them to the back, take care of business, and throw them out.

 

[Mike182]

Village bouncer, much like a Vegas bouncer. Drag them to the back, take care of business, and throw them out.

but they can take a Daisy chain as a gift, to remember us by

 

[Krie]

gotta love those daisy chains, instant bird magnent...
KILLER HUMMING BIRDS!!!!

 

[Krie]

LONG LIVE THE CHEESE!!!!!

 

[Buttercup]

Oooh! Ooooh! I finally thought of something I'm qualified for. The village drunk!

Oh Wow! How could none of us think of that brilliantly suited job for you! You're perfect for the position and I nominate and vote you in right here and now!

I would like to nominate myself as stand in for Alyssa when she's on vacation.

 

[standing_alone]

Oh Wow! How could none of us think of that brilliantly suited job for you! You're perfect for the position and I nominate and vote you in right here and now!

:woohoo: I'm the village drunk!

 

[Buttercup]

:woohoo: I'm the village drunk!

And we promise to supply you with GOOD beer. German or otherwise. None of that sissy Budweiser kind of stuff! Happy? I'll be sure to work it into the budget.