If someone was to read the Bible taking it all literally they would find some history--and miracles that could be metaphors or moral stories to guide the people of that time.
The problem with this is that it's unclear what stories are metaphors, what is literal truth, and what is just complete nonsense. The bible says to kill gay people. What is this a metaphor for? The bible says that god told the Israelites to kill the Canaanites. There's good archaeological evidence that the genocide actually happened; are we to assume that the genocide was historical but the order from god was metaphorical?
And if we have a way of separating metaphors from literal truth from complete nonsense, then why do we need the bible? We already have an internal conscience that allows us to choose which parts of the bible are right; why don't we just use that conscience to decide what to do with our own lives?
Using the bible as a guide just adds confusion to our innate consciences. As evidence of this, note that the bible has been used to justify genocide and homophobia. We would be better off just using our consciences and not treating the bible as anything different from
Great Expectations or
Hamlet.
We can agree to disagree on many things and that's ok.
I agree. As drastic as our differences our, I would even invite Mickiel to continue this discussion over a friendly beer should I ever meet him in person.
When I read the Bible now I see it very differently than I did a few decades ago. Now I can see the meaning beyond the written words, I believe--the dual prophesies, and examples to inspire.
There are certainly some inspirational stories in the bible. But there are also some stories in the bible that are just as inspirational for evil as for good. Why choose the bible when there are many more inspirational stories from modern times? I recommend
Profiles in Courage by John F. Kennedy. Or if you want something free, the
TED talks online have provided me with a lot of inspiration.
Take the golden calf for example: Out in the middle of the desert they made a golden idol and worshiped it. How could they do that literally? You can see the meaning I'm sure. We have worshiped "gold" since then before the Creator and not lived the obvious directions made clear in the OT and NT. We don't need to be artificially pious but just human and understanding of others. Just my opinion.
I don't see a reason to take this as metaphorical. There are no physical inhibitions to the story being true (they had gold jewelry for the materials, and the technology to make statues). And multiple times in the bible it says that there should be no other gods, that god is a jealous god, and that people should be killed for worshiping idols. So unless ALL of that is metaphorical (and I don't find metaphors about being jealous particularly inspirational), it's highly improbable that the story you mention is a metaphor.