Things I Do Not Understand

[John53]

I have been told that I am very funny, but that some of my jokes can go over the heads of other people when I tell them.

You shouldn't use your material on guinea pigs.

 

[John53]

I watched Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind the other day for the first time in 47 years. The reasons I watched it were nostalgia, reminiscing and there was a joke that I still remembered to this day and I wanted to hear again.

Close Encounters was supposed to be scary, but I never thought it was. What I remembered was the humor. The alien space ships are racing down the road just above it. This farmer says, "They can fly rings around the moon. But we're years ahead of them on the highway."

I thought that was hilarious and, for me, the most memorable part of the movie.

One of the few sci-fi movies I've seen. I remember very little of it except the music when they were guiding in the space ship.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You shouldn't use your material on guinea pigs.

Sometimes they are the only ones that get it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

One of the few sci-fi movies I've seen. I remember very little of it except the music when they were guiding in the space ship.

It was the same music used in Simon I think.

 

[John53]

It was the same music used in Simon I think.

I knew I'd heard it before

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I don't understand why I can't stay awake late and get up early like I did 30 years ago.

Better get to bed.

Good night everybody.

 

[John53]

I don't understand why I can't stay awake late and get up early like I did 30 years ago.

Better get to bed.

Good night everybody.

Good night wabbit, stay safe in your warren

 

[Stonetree]

I say about a million funny things everyday but the Mrs gets none of them. It's her fault.

I'm sure she laughs at your haircut. So, be happy you still got it, Bozo.

 

[SalixIncendium]

 

[McBell]

ew, plain...

 

[Wu Wei]

I can speak any language in the world.
Except Greek.

I don't understand Greek either....

 

[ChristineM]

Spoiler: What is a 710 cap?

 

[SalixIncendium]

 

[mangalavara]

Excellent! They have jets installed!

 

[ChristineM]

Only 2, Rome had communal toilets

 

[ChristineM]

Why do i wind up getting scratched when i try to sharpen a pencil while the cats on Google look so placid?

 

[John53]

I do not understand parkour.

 

[McBell]

I do not understand parkour.

In Judo one is taught to use your opponents movements and momentum against them.
This is similar to how in parkour you use the obstacles to assist you getting past them instead of letting them stop you.

 

[John53]

In Judo one is taught to use your opponents movements and momentum against them.
This is similar to how in parkour you use the obstacles to assist you getting past them instead of letting them stop you.

I was taught to walk around things.

 

[McBell]

I was taught to walk around things.

I was taught that vanilla is the best flavor of ice cream because it is the easiest flavor to change to a different flavor.

Yeah