Things RF members would never say

[MysticSang'ha]

Sunstone: I've discovered that because of severe latex allergy, I've been recommended by the Mayo Clinic to switch my love doll to a brick alternative.

Buttercup: Do NOT make me sit through listening to U2 or Red Hot Chili Peppers! I'd rather chew hay.......

Quagmire: After much careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that beer and RF just don't mix at all.

Jay: *sings* Shiny happy people holding hands.......... Come on everybody SING!! SING!! SING!! With passion now......*skips and bounces around room*

ChristineES: I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you!!

Mister_T: After much careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that beer and RF just don't mix at all.

Reverend Rick: Hillary all the way in 2008!

MidnightBlue: I can't talk long, everyone - I'm having Fred Phelps over for lunch. Later on, we're going out for a delightful and inspirational picketing excursion.......

Katzpur: After much careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that beer and RF mix very well. *hic*




Peace,
Mystic

 

[Buttercup]

Storm: Come on everybody! Let's have a farting contest! Loudest fart wins!

uusage: All you RF people are a bunch of flippin, ramrod stiff, prejudiced idiots. You're all going to hell to fry to bits.

s2a: What's your favorite color?

Standing_Alone: I've decided to get pink acrylic nails, some spiky red heels and a new boob job for next week's holiday dance on campus.

 

[lunamoth]

Lunamoth: "I'm telling you, if you don't stop your sin you will burn in a eternal, fiery painful hell for all eternity, you worthless heathen!" "Did I mention hell is eternal?"

And fiery. And painful. And no Coke, only Pepsi.

Buttercup: I've decided to embrace my inner Calvinist and rename my son John Edwards. No, not the Edwards running for president.

 

[mcteethinator]

Jay: Viva la Palestine!

 

[Buttercup]

Mystic: I can totally relate to the message of the Church Lady on SNL. I wish they'd bring her back.

roli: Hey everybody! Next Saturday night....all you can smoke cigars and drinks are on the house but bring your own pot!

Gentoo: Penguins smell like fish.

 

[Buttercup]

PureX: Chimpy is definitely an artist....no doubt.

 

[Quagmire]

Lunamoth: Will everyone please stay on topic!

Buttercup: I'm not fruballing anybody today, and btw, I hate sex.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

A_E: The Dixie Chicks - now there's a band that I love and respect.




Peace,
Mystic

 

[Quagmire]

MysticSang'ha: Well, I'm off to Sweden to get my sex change so I can persue my dream of becoming a male Judy Garland impersonator.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

MysticSang'ha: Well, I'm off to Sweden to get my sex change so I can persue my dream of becoming a male Judy Garland impersonator.

Wow.......you're right, Rick. That's something I'd never say. :angel2:

Since it's getting late, and my brain is operating in minor sleep-deprivation mode, I feel an urge to up the ante for irreverent humor.

Quagmire (yes specifically YOU, Ricky-baby): I want a dime. Will anyone give me one right now through the phone?
Cats do things.
Is there anything more to life than walking into a peanut-butter tree and asking for it's phone number? Wait.....where's my foot?

*sings loudly from ABBA* Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

I can perform major surgery on the neighbor's guinea pig with just my thoughts. But if you turn the steering wheel too much to the left, XM radio will start blaring out of the china cabinet.
Guido! Rectum!

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That was fun and cathartic. Back to regular programming.




Peace,
Mystic

 

[Buttercup]

I think we should just shut down the thread now. Nobody's gonna top Heather. :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Quagmire - I hate poems

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I think we should just shut down the thread now. Nobody's gonna top Heather. :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

You mean you actually get my sense of humor?

That's awesome. Usually there's a bit of awkward silence after I open my mouth in this fashion. For a moment there I thought I was going to have to resort to lap-dancing again...........with a clown suit on.




Peace,
Mystic

 

[Quagmire]

Wow.......you're right, Rick. That's something I'd never say. :angel2:

Since it's getting late, and my brain is operating in minor sleep-deprivation mode, I feel an urge to up the ante for irreverent humor.

Quagmire (yes specifically YOU, Ricky-baby): I want a dime. Will anyone give me one right now through the phone?
Cats do things.
Is there anything more to life than walking into a peanut-butter tree and asking for it's phone number? Wait.....where's my foot?

*sings loudly from ABBA* Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

I can perform major surgery on the neighbor's guinea pig with just my thoughts. But if you turn the steering wheel too much to the left, XM radio will start blaring out of the china cabinet.
Guido! Rectum!

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That was fun and cathartic. Back to regular programming.




Peace,
Mystic

Actually, Heather, this seems quite a bit like something I'd say. It just doesn't seem like it because you've never seen me without an edit option.

 

[Mike182]

Gentoo and Buttons: no, Mike is certainly not attractive!

 

[Don Penguinoini]

me: i worship all, except hinduism.

 

[Gentoo]

Mike182: Do you like this outfit? I've gone for the preppy look!

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Gentoo: I am a woman.

 

[Gentoo]

Gentoo: I am a woman.

Umm... you know I am female right?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Jay: *sings* Shiny happy people holding hands.......... Come on everybody SING!! SING!! SING!! With passion now......*skips and bounces around room*

I have officially spewed coke 'n rum all over my monitor.:spit: