Things RF members would never say

[Quagmire]

Penguino: My God! Will you people stop giving me frubals!

 

[Sunstone]

Sunstone: "I absolutely, love non-alcoholic beer."

Non-alcoholic beer was first brewed by Satan himself in the furthest depths of hell. Either that, or by the Budweiser Company.

 

[lunamoth]

Quagmire: What the world really needs a lot less jocularity and and a lot more chick tracts.

 

[Sunstone]

Lunamoth: Clarity of thought is vastly overrated.

 

[Mister_T]

Either that, or by the Budweiser Company.

No Phil, non-alcoholic beer is definitely a by-product of Satan. It is the liquid of lies.

"How come I'm not drunk yet. What?! This is non-alcoholic beer?! Nooooo I've been deceived!!!"

There goes your happiness and all that is good.

 

[blackout]

Mr T...
"Come on Phil! We're gunna be late for AA!"
"here, have a seltzer and be happy!"

 

[Mister_T]

Mr T...
"Come on Phil! We're gunna be late for AA!"
"here, have a seltzer and be happy!"

Actually, I would say that if AA stood for "Alcohol Always."

 

[blackout]

Actually, I would say that if AA stood for "Alcohol Always."

:flirt:

Cheers!:drunk:

(wait! is that a seltzer you're drinking?!
right, that would be the scandal thread...)

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Penguino: My God! Will you people stop giving me frubals!

Ummm...Yeah...Stop:sarcastic

 

[Wandered Off]

Originally never posted by GeneCosta:

My GOP campaign contribution has eaten into my savings, but it won't be long until I've saved enough to buy some Halliburton stock.

 

[lunamoth]

Sunstone: I rue the day trampolines were invented.

 

[lunamoth]

Buttercup to her kids: I've got one word for you: boarding school. Ok, so that was two words.

 

[Wandered Off]

Originally never posted by Jay:

Dang! I'm out of Frubals AGAIN!

 

[Buttercup]

Originally never posted by Jay:

Yeah, aint that the truth. FWIW, I still haven't gotten frubals from Jay. I'll probably die a sad, old woman.



MidnightBlue: I'd marry Buttercup in a New York minute if she'd have me!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Angellous: Where are my pants?!

 

[Buttercup]

Angellous: Where are my pants?!

Sunstone: Where are my pants?

 

[Buttercup]

Standing_Alone: I enjoyed my instructors so much this term I plan on baking each and every one of them a huge batch of yummy sugar cookies with icing for Christmas!

 

[lunamoth]

Terrywoodenpic: If you don't believe every word of the Nicene Creed, you might as well buy your flame-retardant suit now.

 

[Buttercup]

Lunamoth: Today I took the girls out to teach them how to shoot rabbits! God, that was fun!

 

[Buttercup]

Mister T: *sigh* I hate it when my stupid friends drag me to strip clubs!