Things RF members would never say

[lunamoth]

Lunamoth: Today I took the girls out to teach them how to shoot rabbits! God, that was fun!

Except I would have not spelled it G-a-w-d.

 

[lunamoth]

YmirGF: If it's not in the Bible it just ain't so.

 

[standing_alone]

Rhonda (to her family): Sorry gang, but we're going to have to sell all of our possessions and move into the poor house; I've donated all of our money to the Christian Coalition. Who needs material wealth when we've got Jesus? Am I right?

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Buttercup: gorillas rule, chimps stink.

 

[lunamoth]

Autodidact: "Evolution? Pfffft, it's just a theory."

 

[lunamoth]

Standing Alone: Hey guys! I just got a cool new bumper sticker: In case of rapture this car will empty.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Cardero: Y'know, I'm getting a bit too old for cartoons, don't ya think?

Gentoo: Instead of a tattoo, I'm going to spend my money at the Gap.

Sunstone: No time for RF, I've got to watch my collection of WWF Summerslam tapes!

 

[Don Penguinoini]

lunamouth: Hey guys! Im totally normal and i am not Episcopalian (whatever that its)!

 

[Buttercup]

Penguino: I'm going to marry a monkey just to make my family mad! My mom will have to deal with Penmonk grandbabies!

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Buttercup: Penguino so cool. Hes tha daddy.

 

[Buttercup]

lunamouth: Hey guys! Im totally normal and i am not Episcopalian (whatever that its)!

:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

 

[Don Penguinoini]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

It was? I mean, yeah! I am amazingly funny sleep

 

[standing_alone]

Jay: I'd love to make a lengthy response bludgeoning this drivel into a bloodly pulp, but (omg!!! *dreamy sigh*) The 700 Club is gonna be on!!!!! :tigger:

 

[Don Penguinoini]

standing_alone: GOD i love christianity and islam!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Sunstone (to his doll): :149: John McClane, you're about to have a really bad day!!:verymad:

GHRAGAAAAAA!!!! MUWHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Angellous: I am funny (yay o_o)

 

[Mister_T]

Buttercup: "I've decided to become a prude. I am voiding my residence of all things fun and silly."

MysticSang'ha: "I hate whips and Killians is a crappy beer."

Angellous: "Watch me light my Martin on fire!"

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Penguino: I don't really secretly wish I was Guitar's Cry. He's not really as handsome and intelligent as he appears.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Guitars Cry: I am so normal!!!!! Who isnt a follower of Romanticism while being naked in the pines and somehow also being staff. Im toattaly normal.

 

[Mister_T]

Penguino: "I do not, repeat, do not have any posters of Guitars Cry in my room with matching underwear. I do not worship the ground he walks on at all."