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Things RF members would never say
- Thread starter Druidus
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Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Mister_T: I think I'll sell my guitar for one date with Sunstone's Latex Lover's sister.
Guitar's Cry: Well, I'm off to pick up my suit from the cleaners. While I'm out, I
might as well get another haircut, it's been almost 3 weeks.
Mr.T: Guys, I have a confession to make; I'm really Steve from Personel.
Penguino: I regret to inform you that I have decided to decline the humour award.
might as well get another haircut, it's been almost 3 weeks.
Mr.T: Guys, I have a confession to make; I'm really Steve from Personel.
Penguino: I regret to inform you that I have decided to decline the humour award.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Quagmire: A whole two minutes on RF! I've used up my quota for the day.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
UltraViolet: Contemporary Jazz is overrated. Country is where it's at!
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angellous_evangellous
Guest
Angellous: Penguino is my daddy!
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
angellous_evangellous: The DNA results are back. I'm actually your second cousin.
Mister T: Let's all wear pants this Friday to the staff orgy!
Mystic Sang'ha: I don't want to go to the orgy: I'm tired and have a headache.
Gentoo: Good girls are never naughty girls.
Buttercup: Jewelry detracts from a woman's natural beauty. We'd be better off without it.
Quagmire: Buttercup is an old stick in the mud. I don't want to play with her anymore!
Standing Alone: I hate intelligent women! They're so uppity!
Mystic Sang'ha: I don't want to go to the orgy: I'm tired and have a headache.
Gentoo: Good girls are never naughty girls.
Buttercup: Jewelry detracts from a woman's natural beauty. We'd be better off without it.
Quagmire: Buttercup is an old stick in the mud. I don't want to play with her anymore!
Standing Alone: I hate intelligent women! They're so uppity!
YmirGF
Bodhisattva in Recovery
Angellous: I am converting to The Church of the Later-Day Saints. Yehawwwww!
Sunstone: I have just put Ms. Acme Latex through the shredder and have converted to Islam. Allah Akbar, baby!
Buttons*: Sheeps are definitely over-rated.
Buttercup: I hate you all! I hate you all!
Super_Universe: I love you all! I love you all!
Guitar's Cry: I feel that anything worth saying is worth taking a very long time to say.
MarkaBlue: "You love me, you realllly love me!" *sniffles and drops the oscar on Sunstone's foot*
Engyo: "Emptiness is just so... well... empty!"
Random: "I am your Master. Come to me, my children. C'mon you know you want to."
Willamena: "I just don't get this philosophy stuff. Hehe. Well, I'm just a girl. Go figger!"
Druidus: "I never inhaled!"
Seyorni: "I never let facts get in the way of my reasoning. Never!"
Einstein: "I would give an opinion on that, but I don't actually know much about it!"
The Truth: "I just don't understand religious people. What's with that, eh?"
Jay: "I am always deeply impressed with the level of understanding exhibited by my fellow RFers."
Quagmire: "If the truth be know, The Truth writes all my funny lines. I just cut and paste, 'em."
MysticNinj'a: "I absolutely hate having to meditate. I would much rather watch "The young and the restless".
Mr. Emu: "After much soul-searching I have decided to become a Satanist."
Jonny: "I am definitely voting for Hillary or Obama!"
Green Gia: "Al who?"
Lilithu: "I adore YmirGF. He is the greatest!"
Michel: "I think you are all blitering idiots and I don't know why I waste my time here!"
Cardero: "I see nothing funny about anything. Life is SERIOUS business. Now, get to work, slacker!"
Peace: "Muslim's love to sit around and crack jokes. We are famous for our humor!"
Not4me: "I can't decide if Angellous_Evangellous or Penguino is my true daddy. MOMMY?"
Autonomous1to1: "Religion is trash. Get over it. If you can't get over it, go under it!"
Ah well... time for dinner, lol.
I do HOPE that everyone takes their barbs in the spirit they are given and than no one is the slightest bit offended.
Sunstone: I have just put Ms. Acme Latex through the shredder and have converted to Islam. Allah Akbar, baby!
Buttons*: Sheeps are definitely over-rated.
Buttercup: I hate you all! I hate you all!
Super_Universe: I love you all! I love you all!
Guitar's Cry: I feel that anything worth saying is worth taking a very long time to say.
MarkaBlue: "You love me, you realllly love me!" *sniffles and drops the oscar on Sunstone's foot*
Engyo: "Emptiness is just so... well... empty!"
Random: "I am your Master. Come to me, my children. C'mon you know you want to."
Willamena: "I just don't get this philosophy stuff. Hehe. Well, I'm just a girl. Go figger!"
Druidus: "I never inhaled!"
Seyorni: "I never let facts get in the way of my reasoning. Never!"
Einstein: "I would give an opinion on that, but I don't actually know much about it!"
The Truth: "I just don't understand religious people. What's with that, eh?"
Jay: "I am always deeply impressed with the level of understanding exhibited by my fellow RFers."
Quagmire: "If the truth be know, The Truth writes all my funny lines. I just cut and paste, 'em."
MysticNinj'a: "I absolutely hate having to meditate. I would much rather watch "The young and the restless".
Mr. Emu: "After much soul-searching I have decided to become a Satanist."
Jonny: "I am definitely voting for Hillary or Obama!"
Green Gia: "Al who?"
Lilithu: "I adore YmirGF. He is the greatest!"
Michel: "I think you are all blitering idiots and I don't know why I waste my time here!"
Cardero: "I see nothing funny about anything. Life is SERIOUS business. Now, get to work, slacker!"
Peace: "Muslim's love to sit around and crack jokes. We are famous for our humor!"
Not4me: "I can't decide if Angellous_Evangellous or Penguino is my true daddy. MOMMY?"
Autonomous1to1: "Religion is trash. Get over it. If you can't get over it, go under it!"
Ah well... time for dinner, lol.
I do HOPE that everyone takes their barbs in the spirit they are given and than no one is the slightest bit offended.
Guitar's Cry: Human sexuality is of so little consequence to human happiness and creativity that it is almost always over rated in literature and science.
Lunamoth: Love is a second-hand emotion. Especially agape!
Penguino: I certainly don't believe in breaking any rules -- no matter how much I want something.
Einstein: Science is ok -- so long as you don't start to think like a scientist.
Peace: I have never met a non-Muslim I really liked.
Jay: My heart's in the ideology of the Spanish Inquisition. Now that was a time when the best of humanity prevailed!
Midnight Blue: Who gives a damn for facts? I want to be a fabulist!
Lunamoth: Love is a second-hand emotion. Especially agape!
Penguino: I certainly don't believe in breaking any rules -- no matter how much I want something.
Einstein: Science is ok -- so long as you don't start to think like a scientist.
Peace: I have never met a non-Muslim I really liked.
Jay: My heart's in the ideology of the Spanish Inquisition. Now that was a time when the best of humanity prevailed!
Midnight Blue: Who gives a damn for facts? I want to be a fabulist!
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
YmirGF: I'm tired of this mystical stuff. Bring on the mundane!
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Sunstone: Nudism is WAY too open for me. I mean, people are naked! Where's that Pabst Blue Ribbon I was drinking...?
The Truth: I wish to dedicate my life to working in a cubicle for a faceless corporation!
Maro: Does anyone know where I left my lab coat? I seem to have lost it when I was drunk last Saturday.
Willamena: Curiosity should be repressed at all costs.
Fullyveiled Muslimah: Fun? What does fun have to to do with life?
Todd: I hate Cajun Cooking almost as much as I hate muscle cars!
Michel: My new year's resolution will be to get in touch with my dark side and nurture it!
ChristineES: I simply can't stand it when someone doesn't agree with me!
Standing Alone: Love is never true love unless it's between a man and a woman living in holy wedlock.
Not4Me: I fail to see why anyone would ever get emotional. Our feelings should mean nothing to us.
Mike182: I live for the day I can leave academia to enter the world of corporate merchandising.
Terrywoodenpic: There is no value whatsoever in a selfless act of service.
GeneCosta: Has anyone found my wallet? It had $200 in it. If I loose that, what is there left for me to live for?
Maro: Does anyone know where I left my lab coat? I seem to have lost it when I was drunk last Saturday.
Willamena: Curiosity should be repressed at all costs.
Fullyveiled Muslimah: Fun? What does fun have to to do with life?
Todd: I hate Cajun Cooking almost as much as I hate muscle cars!
Michel: My new year's resolution will be to get in touch with my dark side and nurture it!
ChristineES: I simply can't stand it when someone doesn't agree with me!
Standing Alone: Love is never true love unless it's between a man and a woman living in holy wedlock.
Not4Me: I fail to see why anyone would ever get emotional. Our feelings should mean nothing to us.
Mike182: I live for the day I can leave academia to enter the world of corporate merchandising.
Terrywoodenpic: There is no value whatsoever in a selfless act of service.
GeneCosta: Has anyone found my wallet? It had $200 in it. If I loose that, what is there left for me to live for?
Dawny: What do you mean, "Can't we all get along"??? It's my way or the highway, baby! The bottom line is "Us against Them"!
StephenW: Fortunately, there is never a need to rethink one's opinions. Once we arrive at a conclusion, we should hold to it no matter what new evidence presents itself: Anything else is madness!
Jay: I just hate it when my grandkids drop by.
Nick Soapdish: There is absolutely no point in attempting to reconcile science and religion.
Rev. Rick: I have never found an ally on the political Right that I felt confident I could trust the judgment of.
CiscoKid: Teasing liberals is no fun at all. I'm going back to thumb twirling to amuse myself.
StephenW: Fortunately, there is never a need to rethink one's opinions. Once we arrive at a conclusion, we should hold to it no matter what new evidence presents itself: Anything else is madness!
Jay: I just hate it when my grandkids drop by.
Nick Soapdish: There is absolutely no point in attempting to reconcile science and religion.
Rev. Rick: I have never found an ally on the political Right that I felt confident I could trust the judgment of.
CiscoKid: Teasing liberals is no fun at all. I'm going back to thumb twirling to amuse myself.
Mr. Spinkles: I've just had a phone call from the 700 Club confirming the existence of God! Damn! If they'd only returned my call sooner, I wouldn't have wasted all these years on RF arguing there was no sound evidence of His existence!
Dawny: Sure you can fill your heart with love -- but why waste time on things you can't leverage into investment capital?
Lizskid: Magnanimity sucks! I prefer to harbor grudges!
Engyo: There's no point in treating living like an art and working hard to get better at it. We are all sinners born to fail.
Cardero: Good natured humor will always loose out to scathing criticism.
Dawny: Sure you can fill your heart with love -- but why waste time on things you can't leverage into investment capital?
Lizskid: Magnanimity sucks! I prefer to harbor grudges!
Engyo: There's no point in treating living like an art and working hard to get better at it. We are all sinners born to fail.
Cardero: Good natured humor will always loose out to scathing criticism.