Things RF members would never say

[Wandered Off]

Originally never posted by Sunstone:

Sean, you're a great American.

Originally never posted by Circle_One:

Sorry I haven't been on guys. They don't have the internet at the convent.

 

[standing_alone]

Hema: Who wants to come join me drowning kittens in the well?

 

[Wandered Off]

Originally never posted by Guitar's Cry:

Symbols are useless other than as cute decoration.

Originally never posted by Gentoo:

Mike, stop by Wal Mart and pick me up some buckshot and jerky. It's Loon season!

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Hema: Who wants to come join me drowning kittens in the well?

:biglaugh:

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Aasimar: I see the light, save me Jeevus!

 

[Wandered Off]

standing_alone:

A hangnail the day before sorority rush? Just shoot me now!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Wandered Off: Haha! No one will ever know that it was I that drugged Sunstone's beer with the hallucinogen that made him invite me to become a mod!

Sunstone: Man, what a rough night! I could have sworn I sent a mod invite to Wandered Off and...wait a minute! What was I drinking?!

 

[Wandered Off]

fullyveiled muslimah:

Would someone please just tell me what to think?

 

[Wandered Off]

Seyorni:

With GM's recent troubles, I can't wait to get my new Hummer at an amazing discount!

 

[Wandered Off]

whereismynotecard:

My favorite thing to do when I get mad is to punt the nearest weenah dog. Each time I try to beat my last record.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Jerry:

Now that I'm completely hairless, any advice on the placement of a tatoo?

 

[Wandered Off]

Angellous:

Sarah Palin is MY daddy! :drool:

 

[Wandered Off]

zenzero:

Friend,

Gratuitous violence is the answer regardless of the question.

Love & rgds.

 

[Wandered Off]

Sugriva:

It's unbelievable how many people completely disregard the obvious talent Billy Ray Cyrus brings to the music world.

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

Angellous:

Well, my new .38 is all clean and polished, time to go to church and show it off!

 

[Caladan]

Blayze:

what arrrrrr ye looking at ye dirty landlubber!!

and you! Get me that bottle of rum ye sea rat!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Trey:

"Penguino is my daddy"

 

[Caladan]

Penguino (to Angellous):

Who's your daddy!

 

[Wandered Off]

atotalstranger:

I'd love to hang around and chat, but I don't want to miss Vacation Bible School... I can't wait to absorb the wisdom from Leviticus in a sponge-like fashion.

 

[blackout]

Wandered Off...

"I've finally found literalist fundamentalism... and have given up my wandering for good!"

*takes place in front pew*
*stays there*