Things RF members would never say

[Draka]

UltraViolet:

I've repented, seen the light, and made the switch! I'm a Jehovah's Witness now!

 

[MoonWater]

Draka:

"Forgive me father for I have sined..."

 

[Caladan]

MoonWater:

Penguinoini, im your father, join the dark side of the force!

 

[Wandered Off]

Caladan:

Archeology is such a waste. Who cares about some crappy old buildings anyway?

 

[Wandered Off]

Katzpur:

You just can't get good help anymore. The pest control people won't even do anything about these stupid cats.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

whereismynotecard:

I hate you, Baggins!

 

[rojse]

TurkeyOnRye: Perhaps I should change my username to HamOnRye.

 

[Quagmire]

Rojse;

Damn it! Will you people stop giving me frubals!!!

 

[Wandered Off]

Jayhawker:

I just don't see the point of academic rigor when unjustified assumptions are so much less trouble.

 

[Katzpur]

katzpur:

lol! :d

 

[Wandered Off]

LittlePinky82:

What got us into this economic mess is we weren't exploiting workers nearly enough.

 

[rojse]

Wandered Off:

It's not for me to think outside the box and question doctrines. No sir, it's back to the straight and narrow Path of Righteousness for me.

 

[rojse]

Rojse: No, I won't revive a dead thread.

 

[EiNsTeiN]

Alla Prima:

Islam is just a religion

Angellous to Quag:

Stop calling me daddy for the love of God!

Sunstone:

Online games?! Get a life!

 

[Wandered Off]

NoahideHiker (in underwear):

I'm starting a petition in favor of government help getting dressed in the morning. Here's a pen.

 

[AlsoAnima]

Self: I will never ever revive interesting, dead thread. Ever. :no:

 

[blackout]

AlsoAnima: Will someone please turn my avitar upside-down for me?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

:biglaugh:

Angellous to Quag:

Quote:
Stop calling me daddy for the love of God!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Fatihah: "Response: None."

 

[AlsoAnima]

AlsoAnima: Will someone please turn my avitar upside-down for me?

Hahaha!

UltraViolet: After a long time of soul searching and experimenting, I learned that I was living in darkness. I've finally found the light, from this day forward, I will become a Roman Catholic Nun.