Things RF members would never say

[rojse]

I think that violet is too severe a colour. Something pink, perhaps.

 

[Wandered Off]

Originally Never Posted by enchanted_one1975:

I'm almost as tired of frubals as I am of general debauchery. Whatever you do, do NOT frubal any more of my posts.

 

[Draka]

logician: The bible is the true and unaltered Word of God and it is to be taken literally for it is flawless in its greatness. Amen.

 

[dust1n]

YmirGF: You know, maybe Israel is being kind of a douche bag.

 

[Buttercup]

Draka: "God, I hate kids."

 

[dust1n]

MysticSang'ha: "Men obviously have certain recognizable qualities that make them more intelligent and therefore, better than women."

 

[Draka]

Draka: "God, I hate kids."

Well,... you know,... sometimes...when they won't stop whacking toys over each others' heads and tearing the mattresses out of their beds and sitting on each other screaming their lungs out....:areyoucra you now how it is :thud:




WIMNC: Baggins is just a dog. Nothing special.

 

[dust1n]

WIMNC: Baggins is just a dog. Nothing special.

Good one.

 

[dust1n]

9-10ths: "Glenn Beck's special yesterday was articulate and very informative."

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Buttercup: "If there's one thing I'll never understand, it's jewelry. I mean, what's the frikkin' point?"

Caladan: "I couldn't get past 3 pages of that horrible book "Dune".....it royally sucked!"

Kathryn: "I have to be honest, I'm not really all that sure about anything. Especially when it comes to finance. I'm a dolt."

YmirGF: "I have a secret: I secretly reverted to Islam and have been playing a huge joke on the entirety of RF."

Sunstone: "Let's all meet and picket outside of nudist resorts. Those delusional freaks don't realize the negative impact they're having on society. Think of the innocent children!"

Reverend Rick: "The United States of America has a moral responsibility to provide universal health care to all it's citizens. Oh, and somebody please take this garter belt away from me......Heather asked me to wear it and she's nuts."

Blayze: "I've gone pirate." (please please please please please NEVER say that please please please)

Mister_T: "I've gone ninja."

A_E: "The Dixie Chicks? Now that's a band that I love and respect." (I posted it earlier in the thread, but it's worth repeating)

 

[monta]

Hugs are a sign of weakness

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Monta: "U all R soooooo smart nd funnie....I dont not no how u all com up with such funnie tings too say!!!! LOLLLL!!!!111111111"

 

[MysticSang'ha]

DallasApple: "I wish I kept my mouth shut more often. People might like me more, and it's important to be liked and normal."

 

[ChristineES]

WIMNC- I hate weinahs! I hate taking pictures of them and posting them!

MysticSang'ha: NO! I will not give you a big, squishy hug! Stay away!

Sunstone: Can't you guys ever be serious!?

 

[Panda]

Caladan - "I hate taking pictures, I mean what is the point?"
Mystic - "Phil I've given up on trying to get my money from you."
Mister T to Mystic "You know I think it is time we gave up this silly pirate/ninja debate"

 

[MysticSang'ha]

ChristineES: "I'm right. And you all know I'm right. Now shut up and kiss my butt."

(That's something I'd probably say, though)

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Panda: "Tonight after class I'm going to head off to bed to get a good night's sleep. Friends keep inviting me out for drinks, but they're crazy to think that I'll join them. Alcohol is for people who are out of control."

 

[monta]

Like all Scottish people, deep down in my heart of hearts, I wish I were English

Please don't ban me :sorry1:

 

[monta]

Dance, shmance, I'd rather watch Springer

:yes:

 

[Panda]

monta - Like all Irish people, I am totally perplexed by this thing called sobriety. I think it must be a new band or something