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Things RF members would never say

Caladan

Agnostic Pantheist
Hey Panda! pass the Rum already!
Full speed ahead Mister T!!!

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Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Autodidact - "What time is Mass? I want to be sure my skirt is ironed."

Mystic - "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache."

Smoke - "Wow, that Jihad Jane is pretty hot."

Dust1n - "I'm really looking forward to going to work Monday morning."

Storm - "It's never wrong to be Right."

mball - "I'm voting for mandatory drug testing for all food stamp recipients!"

Caladan - "I think I'll stay home over spring break and clean out the garage."
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Enchanted_One: "I'm so glad I voted for Obama. Look at all the good he's doing for our country!"

- or -

"Frubals = moral bankruptcy. I wish people would just look into their hearts and see what they're really doing to themselves when they "whore" themselves out for frubals. *sighs*........I feel sorry for these people, to be honest."

- or -

"Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, look at my wife. She's hot, and she's the best, but everyone remember that she's mine. Grrrrrrrrr."

You know, E_O is such a character that I probably could go on all day. :p
 

Panda

42?
Premium Member
Mystic - "You know something? I am bored of being the boss goddess around here maybe I should just leave Nick in charge?"
 
All this lovey dovey stuff is just bull **** posturing, at the end of the day, in the real world, you need to be seen to be capable of extremes of violence to get respect, the best defence is a good offence, also, boys are naturally smarter than girls, that's why they should be in charge of everything!

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