Things RF members would never say

[Sunstone]

Captain Xeroid: Good, solid judgment and sound insight never won the day!

Standing Alone: Think? Why the hell should I be concerned with thinking? It's enough for a woman that her eyebrows look pretty!

Cordoba: I'd rather go to a party than study religion. It's just that I find no inspiration in all those words!

 

[Buttercup]

Madhatter85: "Hey Nick, next time your stupid friends drag you to a strip club, can I come along?"

Gentoo: *singing loudly* "Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope plaaaaaaay!"

angellous evangellous: *singing loudly* "Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!"

YmirGF: *singing even louder* "Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!"

Katzpur: "Cud sumbunny plths pour me anuther scotz on the wocks?"

 

[Sunstone]

UltraViolet: I'd rather be just about anywhere but on RF. The only good thing about this forum is it doesn't play music.

 

[Mister_T]

Where's that Pabst Blue Ribbon I was drinking...?

That might be the only time I would consider drinking a non-alcoholic beverage. :cover:

 

[Gentoo]

UltraViolet - I renounce poetry and all forms of art!

 

[lunamoth]

Angellous: Ooooooo!, these rum balls are making me tipsy!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

That might be the only time I would consider drinking a non-alcoholic beverage. :cover:

Mm...beer-flavored water!

 

[Mister_T]

Mm...beer-flavored water!

Yummy indeed. Especially considering that Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes like toilet run-off.

 

[Mister_T]

Booko: "Chickens are the worst animals on the planet. I'm glad they're extinct"

Victor: "To heck with Catholicism!"

 

[Sunstone]

Yummy indeed. Especially considering that Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes like toilet run-off.

Really? Have they upgraded their recipe then since the last time I tasted it?

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Gentoo: Gah! I'm so sick of seeing Mike182's pictures in the pic thread!

 

[Gentoo]

Gentoo: Gah! I'm so sick of seeing Mike182's pictures in the pic thread!

You're right... I'd NEVER say that!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Really? Have they upgraded their recipe then since the last time I tasted it?

Well, Budweiser has its horses, so they have to keep up!

 

[Sunstone]

Lunamoth: You don't believe what I believe? Feel my jackboot, Swine!

 

[lunamoth]

Lunamoth: You don't believe what I believe? Feel my jackboot, Swine!

Yes, this explains my failure to win converts. Sigh.

 

[lunamoth]

Sunstone: That Ann Coulter is one hot manly babe. Do you think she'd give me her phone number?

 

[Buttercup]

yossarian22: "Hey Butterycups, do you like the lavender lace doilies I crocheted for this Sunday's church bazaar?"

Grappleberry Punch: "I think I'll change my user name to Spiked Punch to sound more macho"

Wandered Off: "This weekend I'm going to a Promise Keepers retreat and I plan to become born again, again!"

 

[Buttercup]

s2a: "So, what's your sign?"

beckysoup61: "I've decided to leave the LDS church and I'm becoming a Baptist nun instead. That is if they'll let me make the annual holiday fruitcake"

s2a: "I'm a man of few words"

beckysoup61: "Led Zeppelin songs are surely works of the devil!"

 

[Mike182]

Sunstone: I'm buying the first round, but i'm only buying Budweiser, because it is simply the best.

Turk to Draka: I hate kids, who would ever want one?
Draka to Turk: 'tis true, and we all know kids spoil a career.

Buttons*: ok Mike, i admit that you were right, Pandas are just silly.

Penguino: so, polytheism in Hinduism...

Sunstone: I'm still only buying Budweiser!

Scuba_Pete: Scuba diving is good, but i would rather spend a watching paint dry.

Mike182: why study religion? we all know it's just tosh anyway.

 

[Aasimar]

Jewscout - "I've told you before, it's a nasty habit, now put out that reefer, and concentrate on anti-semitism."

I almost peed myself reading that, frubals for you for humor