Things RF members would never say

[Wirey]

esmith: You know what I like about Obama? Everything!

Revoltingest: Personally, I don't own a single picture of Fabio.

4consideration: No thanks, I'm driving.

BSM1: That rash clerared up.

Buttercup: No, Wirey, you should go. I can control myself around you (how you doin'?)

Kilgore Trout: I must admit, you've thought your response out quite well.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Revoltingest: "I've never seen Wirey naked."

Wirey: "Revoltingest has never seen me naked."

Buttercup: "I'm not pyschologicaly scarred from seeing what took place after Revoltingest saw Wirey naked."

 

[Draka]

Kilgore Trout: I did not enjoy seeing Revoltingest and Wirey naked together.

 

[Revoltingest]

Draka:
I made sammiches for Wirey & Revoltinges!
(I was hoping they'd let me in on the fun.)

 

[BSM1]

Wirey: How ya'll doin'?
esmith: I'm voting straight Democrat this year.
Kilgore Trout: Mea Culpa
Revoltingest: "Oh, Canada.."

 

[Brickjectivity]

BSM1: I admire the passion of an angry conversation!

 

[Viker]

Rev: Crocs would look lovely with this kilt.

 

[BSM1]

Viker: No, really, I want to ride your moped.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sunstone:
Revoltingest is my life coach!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sunstone: "I wish I were just a little bit fatter."

 

[Debater Slayer]

Alceste: "The values of traditional marriage are being systematically undermined by radical liberals. We must preserve the place of men as breadwinners and women as mothers in any healthy household."

LuisDantas: "I cannot conceive of a method by which this wondrous universe could have originated except through the will of God Almighty."

Penumbra: "One Big Mac with extra cheese and onion, please."

Sunstone: "President Reagan's policies were the pinnacle of what defines the United States of America, what makes this such a great nation. That man's patriotism could only be rivaled by the likes of Dick Cheney and other men and women who would die for this country."

 

[Debater Slayer]

Revoltingest: "What is freaking bacon doing in my sandwich? Pass me the mouthwash, please!"

 

[Debater Slayer]

Debater Slayer: "4consideration is the meanest, most hostile person I've ever met online. Geez! I wish we could ban that woman."

 

[Sha'irullah]

Chinu, "You and your **** religious mumbling!"

 

[Revoltingest]

Dustin:
Me & my droogs went out on the town for a little of the old ultraviolence last nite.

 

[dust1n]

Dustin:
Me & my droogs went out on the town for a little of the old ultraviolence last nite.

I do like Beethoven's 9th, Singing in the Rain, and korova.

 

[dust1n]

Rev: Is that a W-43 455ci Oldsmobile Hemi? How interesting.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Smart Guy:
I'll whop your &%$#@, you *#^@%ing (&*%^$#@!

Oh I can say that, here:
I'll whop your &%$#@, you *#^@%ing (&*%^$#@!

So um, what does it mean?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Smart Guy: "I've joined a choir. I'm soprano!"

 

[xkatz]

Revoltingest: "Oh how I despise bacon and University of Michigan football! G-d bless big government! I am so excited to pay my taxes and give up my guns!"