The Top Ten Reasons why your video sucks:
10. As Smoke keenly observed, it is forty-eight minutes long. Scale it down to the top three reasons why Jesus wasn't God and cut the time to, ohhhh let's say, two minutes, then you might have a video worth watching.
9. Cheesy graphics. Come on, if you're going to denounce an entire religion, you might as well spend the money for some really cool effects, at least that's what I do when I am insulting every Christian on the planet.
8. Lame intro music . . . . Couldn't these guys have gotten some hotter tunes to open the show? I hear Kenny Loggins is not doing much these days.
7. Never trust a man with a scraggly beard. That's all I'll say about that. Jesus, of course, kept his beard neat and well groomed. Therefore, he had to be the son of God as he claimed.
6. God doesn't eat and drink . . . Really? That works as astute reasoning for ya? But if God is omnipotent, can't he eat and drink if he wants to? Ahhhh, think about it.
5. Everybody knows Jesus was God . . . look at all the magic tricks, errr I mean 'miracles' he performed.
4. Uhh, if these guys are so smart . . . why can't they get better set decorations? A cool shiney disco ball that spins will go a long way to prove one's dogmatic arguments . . . at least I've always thought so.
3. The Bible says so. And that's all I need.
2. Jesus had to be the son of God because nobody else would be benevolent enough to put up with twelve stragglers who followed him around absolutely everwhere . . . except when he really needed them to get his back with that crucifying thing, then they were nowhere to be found.
1. And the NUMBER ONE reason . . . These guys are NOT funny at all. They should have gotten David Letterman or Conan O'Brian to do this top ten list, then it would have been worth watching.