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Virtural RF Christmas Party

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Namaste
Well I guess the Christmas Party is over now, so I am going to throw some cold ice water on all the fun to just let everyone know there better be a designated driver for the drunks because if I see one fried loone pick up the keys to a car or a boat I'm going to call the police on your drunk behind to spend the next 24 hours in a jail cell and wish you're sorry *** a sorry Christmas and no drivers license to boot. Explain it to your boss on Monday, lest you kill someone on the road or lake. Happy days are sober drivers.
Om Namah Sivaya
Aye! Only sober drivers will get past Willie!
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I know me picture ain't relevant, but I wanted ta post it anyways!
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Namaste

Well I guess the Christmas Party is over now, so I am going to throw some cold ice water on all the fun to just let everyone know there better be a designated driver for the drunks because if I see one fried loone pick up the keys to a car or a boat I'm going to call the police on your drunk behind to spend the next 24 hours in a jail cell and wish you're sorry *** a sorry Christmas and no drivers license to boot. Explain it to your boss on Monday, lest you kill someone on the road or lake. Happy days are sober drivers.

Om Namah Sivaya

Try something else. Cold showers kill libidos. I like having more sexy time.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Well before I leave this party, you could give me a spanking. Pleeeeeeeeeaseeeeee! :drool:

You didn't get enough an hour ago? Dang....

Well, bad boys get punished. And you have been baaaaadddddd this Christmas. You didn't get me anything.

That alone deserves a whole day of being on your knees with your head down at the edge of the bed, sweets.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Well, please at least tell me if I'm in time for the annual RF holiday festive circle jerk?
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
We should have started before you got here to give the rest of us a chance. Last year you came in first AND third. :cover:

ROFLMAO!!! Why O Why can't I frubal you!!! Of all the times I've wanted to frubal you but couldn't this is the worse!
 
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