Was Jesus Sexy?

[jeffrey]

i dunno, he might just have been a hair stylist on the side

although, you could call him a model, after all, he did set the new fashion :biglaugh:

Good point! :biglaugh:

 

[De Otro Lado]

I'm surprised at all the "visual" conceptions of sexiness being attributed to an individual who's most basic teachings were in opposition to exactly that.
Physical beauty is just a part (albeit, generally the first noticed) of being sexy. The intangibles are what really complete the picture for each individual. Just my 2 cents.

 

[michel]

..... what do you think?

With him being perfect and all, dont you think he'd be pretty hot stuff?

I'm not sure I recognise what a woman sees as 'Hot stuff',

I think his character would have 'shone' much more than his looks.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

funny, when i ask them, the words "orlando bloom" have a tendancy to appear

Orly? Like hell. Sean Bean or Gerry Butler...sex on a stick, those boys.:hearts:

 

[Quoth The Raven]

I'm not sure I recognise what a woman sees as 'Hot stuff',

I think his character would have 'shone' much more than his looks.

Well - and I'm sure someone will take umbrage at this, but what the hell - anyone had a look at any cult leaders? Find me a good looking one, and I'll show you an anomaly. I've yet to see one who didn't warrant having his head bagged, and yet people will fall over themselves to shag 'em, have their daughters shag 'em, or kill themselves or others for them.
Following the pattern, Jesus was probably 4 foot tall with a monobrow, squinty eyes and buck teeth.

 

[jeffrey]

He had the looks of Aragon, the voice of George Michel, and the attitude of John Wayne.

 

[Ori]

..... what do you think?

With him being perfect and all, dont you think he'd be pretty hot stuff?

Oh definitely, he'd be like Maximus without the sword.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

He had the looks of Aragon, the voice of George Michel, and the attitude of John Wayne.

So he referred to everyone as 'pilgrim' then?

 

[Mike182]

I'm surprised at all the "visual" conceptions of sexiness being attributed to an individual who's most basic teachings were in opposition to exactly that.
Physical beauty is just a part (albeit, generally the first noticed) of being sexy. The intangibles are what really complete the picture for each individual. Just my 2 cents.

sorry, you might have missed the element of humor from some posters

Orly? Like hell. Sean Bean or Gerry Butler...sex on a stick, those boys.:hearts:

i always get weird looks and comments for this, but i think Graham Norton is the sexiest guy on the planet

 

[standing_alone]

i always get weird looks and comments for this, but i think Graham Norton is the sexiest guy on the planet

:biglaugh:

 

[Buttons*]

Oh definitely, he'd be like Maximus without the sword.

....mmmmmm, sexay Jesus! *licks lips*

... meet ya'll in hell

 

[Ormiston]

I'm surprised at all the "visual" conceptions of sexiness being attributed to an individual who's most basic teachings were in opposition to exactly that.
Physical beauty is just a part (albeit, generally the first noticed) of being sexy. The intangibles are what really complete the picture for each individual. Just my 2 cents.

Yeah, he talked too much for my taste.

 

[Mike182]

:biglaugh:

laugh if you will, why, who do you think is the sexiest guy around? we all know you thinks its buttons*

im serious, how can you say no to this:

 

[standing_alone]

who do you think is the sexiest guy around?

I'm not too into guys... Hmmm... Sexiest guy around... I don't know, but I think Richard from Rammstein is pretty sexy:

we all know you thinks its buttons*

Hah! Yeah, right...

As far as women go... Hmmm... Let's see... Damn... Tough one...

Morgan from Kittie is pretty sexy if you ask me...

 

[standing_alone]

im serious, how can you say no to this:

Pretty easily, actually.

 

[finalfrogo]

Being a carpenter, he must have been relatively muscular. And as inspiring as profound messages may be, people are still superficial, so he would probably require good looks to be as successful as he was.

 

[BUDDY]

I am quite offended at the question. I am also surprised that some of you would start a discussion that basically relegates a very important religious figure, and a foundation of christianity, to nothing more than a skin mag model who seems "pretty cool" to you.

 

[Ormiston]

I am quite offended at the question. I am also surprised that some of you would start a discussion that basically relegates a very important religious figure, and a foundation of christianity, to nothing more than a skin mag model who seems "pretty cool" to you.

I thought it was a good question. I think it's good to laugh at everything once in awhile, even (especially) myself.

 

[Quiddity]

I am quite offended at the question. I am also surprised that some of you would start a discussion that basically relegates a very important religious figure, and a foundation of christianity, to nothing more than a skin mag model who seems "pretty cool" to you.

Kinda what I thought.

 

[jeffrey]

So he referred to everyone as 'pilgrim' then?

That's what he called his apostles. Just another case of mistranslation. John used to call him rooster.