What flavor Christian are YOU?

[Quagmire]

You forgot to add (IMO). What is tastelessness to one, is flavorable to another.

I agree. Case in point; a dog eating it's own stool.

All flavors are allowed,

Good. So how about you stop making vague accusations of bias.

but not all flavors are valid (IMO).

Not all opinions are worth worrying about (IMO).

 

[Christian Pilgrim]

Whose wine?
"The earth is the LORD'S, and the fullness thereof..."
It's all good!

Even if you drink wine that gives you a stomach ache, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth? As a kid, I used to drink Boones Farm with a twist off cap. Not all the wine is the same, don't you agree?

 

[sojourner]

Even if you drink wine that gives you a stomach ache, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth? As a kid, I used to drink Boones Farm with a twist off cap. Not all the wine is the same, don't you agree?

I don't wear an Armani suit to feed the pigs, either. But, then again, I don't wear crap-covered Carharts to the symphony...
Boone's Farm can be OK in the right context. So can a Rothschild '67.
Or Grape Nehi...

 

[Kathryn]

Awwwww!

lol. I'm just kidding too.
Margaritas, impunity! dancing!

Methodist flavor's got it's perks. :cover:

LOL -hey, I had to CMA! I didn't want to sound vain!

Vanity, vanity, all is vanity...

 

[Kathryn]

Ben and Jerry Christian. Never content with the existing flavors, and always trying to bring something new in the serving cooler. Will throw out bad flavors, or flavors that just don't make much sense.
I think trying my flavors in the real world, with real human experience, and then take the feedback and develop more flavors.
Ultimately looking for the origins of Ice Cream, so I can sit in a big batch of it and eat for eternity.

GREAT ANSWER! I want to sit next to you at that picnic!

 

[Buttons*]

How does one go about preparing it correctly Buttons?...So enlighten us darling! Share with us the taste of gnosis!

Good question. I think the best way to prepare a Gnostic Christian is to first marinate it in a philosophical mix of wonderment and skepticism. Then let it sit in the freezer until all that goodness is soaked up. When you defrost it, you'll want to add some olive oil-understanding and more thyme-philosophy. Then you'd want to wrap it in "Gnostic Gospel" Grape leaves, because this will ensure that all the goodness is soaked up and gives it a particular flavor. Then you drop it in some tomato saucey Love, and bake it on low until the insides are warm and filled. Then, when it is ready to eat, serve with Sophia-sauce and have some happy red wine to compliment it.

Is it more of an ice cream flavor? or a liquor?

Well to be honest, it's actually a full dinner-type meal. Very good once in a while, but takes a long time to prepare. In the end it should come out tender, and incredibly tasty with a hint of knowledge. (Based on my Grandmother's rescipe for stuffed grape leaves LOL)

A box of Gnosis Candy. Now that sounds like some good mystic fun!

Well, there is a desert to this Gnostic dish, but it's sort of a secret

(or perhaps it's a bit more occultic...... )

Yes, I believe the variety of sweets with secret ingredients is more occultic in flavor I know there is a Gnostic type candy out there. Don't they all have that "mystery" filling? heeheee

 

[blackout]

Good question. I think the best way to prepare a Gnostic Christian is to first marinate it in a philosophical mix of wonderment and skepticism. Then let it sit in the freezer until all that goodness is soaked up. When you defrost it, you'll want to add some olive oil-understanding and more thyme-philosophy. Then you'd want to wrap it in "Gnostic Gospel" Grape leaves, because this will ensure that all the goodness is soaked up and gives it a particular flavor. Then you drop it in some tomato saucey Love, and bake it on low until the insides are warm and filled. Then, when it is ready to eat, serve with Sophia-sauce and have some happy red wine to compliment it.

When I read this at work last night, I was SOOOO glad I had a nice fresh Italian loaf and a block of pepper jack cheese!

If anyone's flavor response made me salivate and hunger...
it was yours. :drool:

Well to be honest, it's actually a full dinner-type meal. Very good once in a while, but takes a long time to prepare. In the end it should come out tender, and incredibly tasty with a hint of knowledge. (Based on my Grandmother's rescipe for stuffed grape leaves LOL)
Now we just need some of Stephen's New wine!

Heaven on earth.:bow:

Well, there is a desert to this Gnostic dish, but it's sort of a secret
NO! haha

Yes, I believe the variety of sweets with secret ingredients is more occultic in flavor I know there is a Gnostic type candy out there. Don't they all have that "mystery" filling? heeheee

LoL. Yes I guess they do! But my candies have Majik Mystery flavor centers.
Some christian "boxes" come with MYSERY flavored centers.
Besides, christians of the mysery assortment
ALREADY KNOW the central infallible interpretation of every christian mystery
and who needs candy anyway, right? you've got God after all. hahaha!

Sorry for that last bit. I couldn't resist.
Loved your answers. Delicious, nourishing, satisfying.

 

[blackout]

I don't wear an Armani suit to feed the pigs, either. But, then again, I don't wear crap-covered Carharts to the symphony...
Boone's Farm can be OK in the right context. So can a Rothschild '67.
Or Grape Nehi...

MMMmmmmMMMmmm.... Grape Nehi! :drool:

 

[blackout]

let the tickling begin...

I wish!

 

[blackout]

Great way to think, I really admire it. I just know right before I die, that wouldn't be good enough for me

I would love to hear how you personally developed in life to come to this conclusion. If that is something for a private topic I understand. I am not sure how that relates to this thread. I am not particularly interested in "what" you believe, but your life story and how you ended up with that belief.

Didn't want you to think I've ignored your post.
Let me think how/where to answer.
These days it seems I'm just too busy or tired
for the more important and thoughtful answers.
*sighs*

EDIT... maybe there's a thread I can direct you.
I have typed much about my story on RF,
problem is, it's here, there, and everywhere.
But not really in one place.

 

[Buttons*]

LoL. Yes I guess they do! But my candies have Majik Mystery flavor centers.
Some christian "boxes" come with MYSERY flavored centers.
Besides, christians of the mysery assortment
ALREADY KNOW the central infallible interpretation of every christian mystery
and who needs candy anyway, right? you've got God after all. hahaha!

Heehee, Gnostics don't believe in the same flavor of God that most Christians do Ours is a little lighter, fluffier, and can be found on the transcendental-sweets isle. It's next to the mystery center chocolates, and the milk majik sugary goodness!

Sorry for that last bit. I couldn't resist.
Loved your answers. Delicious, nourishing, satisfying.

I'm glad you approve, I put some real thought into it I like the idea of bringing sojourner's wine in.... *ahhh* what a FEAST!

 

[blackout]

Originally Posted by itwillend

Great way to think, I really admire it. I just know right before I die, that wouldn't be good enough for me

I would love to hear how you personally developed in life to come to this conclusion. If that is something for a private topic I understand. I am not sure how that relates to this thread. I am not particularly interested in "what" you believe, but your life story and how you ended up with that belief.

Itwillend... here is a link to a post I wrote tonight in another tread.
I hope it answers some of your questions about me.

Thank you for your interest.

My Story

 

[blackout]

..........

I'm glad you approve, I put some real thought into it I like the idea of bringing sojourner's wine in.... *ahhh* what a FEAST!

I KNOW you did! Thank you! :hug:

 

[Muffled]

for example...

CP's flavor is "real"
My flavor is "Occultic"
Katz is an "LDS" flavored Christian.

So....... what flavor Christian are you?

Born again, charismatic, baptist. Our new wine is so new it is grape juice. We just are not into alcohol or vice versa alcohol is not into us.

 

[blackout]

Born again, charismatic, baptist. Our new wine is so new it is grape juice. We just are not into alcohol or vice versa alcohol is not into us.

Cute.

 

[sojourner]

Born again, charismatic, baptist. Our new wine is so new it is grape juice. We just are not into alcohol or vice versa alcohol is not into us.

Then again, Anglicans aren't afraid to bring their friends to church with them:
Jack
and Jim
and Johnny.