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What is a Revoltingest to do.... bacon causes cancer
- Thread starter Wu Wei
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The Emperor of Mankind
Currently the galaxy's spookiest paraplegic
"Bacon causes cancer"
Be right back, I'm just going to kill myself.
Be right back, I'm just going to kill myself.
It's been nice knowing you.
Princeps Eugenius
Active Member
always had a bad feeling/bad conscience after eating red meat(beef), sausage or bacon(especially the fat). guess theres something to it.
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Causes cancer to what?
They simply can't finish what they started. Can they?
They simply can't finish what they started. Can they?
Death by bacon......what better way to go is there?
I'll go have some now....again.
Theweirdtophat
Well-Known Member
Scientists say a lot of things. Doesn't mean they are right. I know some scientists that taking a little Mercury each day makes your brain perform better. Bacon doesn't cause cancer. Artificial stuff does like Aspartame does that.
I don't trust masked talking turtles either.
Theweirdtophat
Well-Known Member
As you can see I don't have a mask, but sunglasses. But who can trust an ignorant, atheist, capitalist, engineer, libertarian Scotsman with a shovel?
Well, there's chocolate, for one...
I just want to point out to certain people that this is a joke thread, so if you are reading the above comments about bacon don't take them seriously. Don't eat so much bacon that you die. Don't eat so much chocolate that you die. If you do its your own fault for believing in this religion called Revoltifarianism. You've every right to believe in it, but don't blame us if bacon drags your soul into hell or chocolate turns you into a mindless freak.
It's already been well-documented that bacon-eating causes death amongst pigs...*nods knowingly*
Same effect, ie, masking the wearer.
All of his beloved & loyal tenants, of course!
Ah, yes.....one of me other beloved vices!Well, there's chocolate, for one...
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Should I stop feeding my dog the bacon off the sandwiches I order? I don't eat bacon, but I always make it a point when ordering a sandwich that comes with bacon to not tell them to leave it off, because I know my pup would appreciate it.
I have a more powerful argument for the net benefit of bacon.....
You wanna argue with a famous felon?
dust1n
Zindīq
I have a more powerful argument for the net benefit of bacon.....
You wanna argue with a famous felon?
The study shows that eating "processed" meat, not..., I guess, "farm-to-table" meat..., is only "probably" carcinogenic within a given limit. Even then, it was only something like a 20% increase. At the end of the day, a diet based on red meats that are then cooked (often charged) have compounds that have carcinogenic properties (if they are "processed"). Once or twice a week (I think it was 50g?) would have no effect. The truth is, our colons and rectums aren't quite adjusted to having "Red meat", which is more or less large mammals, multiple times a day. Which makes sense because the potential to have red meat everything day was pretty much nonexistent up until a 100 or so years ago, unless you were a king or something.
I only want to touch something Martha Stewart has touched if she's informed me previously whether or not to sell or buy, thank you very much. And that does include K-Mart. They have K-Mart's up there, btw?
Also, if you were born 30 years later than you were, you'd be a meme master.