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What is the Most Likely Way You Will Die?

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?



Knowing me, I will create my masterpiece -- a thread so profound, so deep, so thought-provoking that even the stars in the night sky will briefly shine brighter because of it.

Then, the next day, I will log onto RF and suffer an instantaneous heart-attack upon seeing that @PopeADope has seized upon my thread only to derail it by posting fond and numerous reminiscences of his scrotum surgery.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
The most likely way I'll die is of cancerous balls like every male in my family! :mad:

How i would like to die is a spider bite, doing what I love.

Or going to Komodo island and be Komodo dragon food.

Getting my head cut off by a terrorist would be nice, also doing something i love, and see how long I remain conscious. Quitting while I'm a head! :D
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I could come up such a perfect post in the last post is the winner thread that people just can't post anything after that. That will of course enrage @Revoltingest @Wu Wei @Thief and others so greatly that they form a mob, find my address on the internet, break into my house, kill me and cook the remains for a celebratory feast.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I could come up such a perfect post in the last post is the winner thread that people just can't post anything after that. That will of course enrage @Revoltingest @Wu Wei @Thief and others so greatly that they form a mob, find my address on the internet, break into my house, kill me and cook the remains for a celebratory feast.
You'd be to tough & gamey for me.
 

Unveiled Artist

Veteran Member
Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?



Knowing me, I will create my masterpiece -- a thread so profound, so deep, so thought-provoking that even the stars in the night sky will briefly shine brighter because of it.

Then, the next day, I will log onto RF and suffer an instantaneous heart-attack upon seeing that @PopeADope has seized upon my thread only to derail it by posting fond and numerous reminiscences of his scrotum surgery.

Im thinking Ima get ran over by car and look like this guy:

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David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?



Knowing me, I will create my masterpiece -- a thread so profound, so deep, so thought-provoking that even the stars in the night sky will briefly shine brighter because of it.

Then, the next day, I will log onto RF and suffer an instantaneous heart-attack upon seeing that @PopeADope has seized upon my thread only to derail it by posting fond and numerous reminiscences of his scrotum surgery.

Don't encourage him. He may actually do it. :eek::D
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Don't encourage him. He may actually do it. :eek::D
I actually had surgery where they gave me numbnuts with lidocaine, cut into my sack to lance abscesses, extract puss out of my scrotum, and electrocute the wounds! True story!

I had no insurance, just walked in to the ER with a discolored, swollen ballsack! :D

Now here is where @Sunstone has a possible heart attack! :p
 
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Unveiled Artist

Veteran Member
I actually had surgery where they gave me numbnuts with lidocaine, cut into my sack to lance abscesses, extract puss out of my scrotum, and electrocute the wounds! True story!

I had no insurance, just walked in to the ER with a discolored, swollen ballsack! :D

Now here is where @Sunstone has a possible heart attack! :p

:eek: Bea-u-tiful
 
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