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What? Me worry?
Crushed by an overweight Elvis impersonator at a transsexual painting seminar. Bound to happen.
Again...
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Crushed by an overweight Elvis impersonator at a transsexual painting seminar. Bound to happen.
I hate when that happens!Again...
Umm my dad had cancer. Pretty sure I have to worry about some sort of hereditary thing associated with that. We never once paid for his treatment which lasted a good decade, at least.@SomeRandom
You bash American foreign policy. Well, who wouldn't?
But look at how my country treated a disenfranchised junkie's swollen, discolored scrotum, free of charge, and no insurance because Obama care didn't exist yet!
Would Australia be so kind to a poor man's puss-filled, abscess--ridden bean bag, free of charge?
When my balls become cancerous like my grand-dad's (true story btw), my country will remove them free of charge, and (i'll be singing with a higher voice about how proud i am to be an American! )
You see why I'm so proud of my country?
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You don't know how many times I went out on a flimsy limb that broke, ****ed myself up, and the government caught me and put me back together!
Hence, i don't even have to worry and frantically stress about my testicles anymore! The government will provide for them!
Regarding the title of this thread, any answers to the death question? At least you don't have to worry about balls that kill! Even the non-deadly ones are overrated anyway!