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What is the Most Likely Way You Will Die?
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Spiderman
Veteran Member
Nitrious oxide is relatively harmless. It can make you lose consciousness, but to die from an overdose on it would be extremely difficult!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
nitrous oxide is racing fuel
your blood prefers the chemistry over oxygen by 200x
which means ....to clear your blood you need to resuscitate 200 reps
for each deep breath you took of N20
the nitrous inhibits neural synapse
if you become saturated.....even the deep nerves will go quiet
so will you
http://www.magiquiz.com/quiz/how-are-you-most-likely-to-die/
My result, Heart Disease, which I assumed prior to the quiz.
Spiderman
Veteran Member
The most likely way I'll die is of cancerous balls like every male in my family!
I actually had surgery where they gave me numbnuts with lidocaine, cut into my sack to lance abscesses, extract puss out of my scrotum, and electrocute the wounds! True story!
I had no insurance, just walked in to the ER with a discolored, swollen ballsack!
Now here is where @Sunstone has a possible heart attack!
@SomeRandom
You bash American foreign policy. Well, who wouldn't?
But look at how my country treated a disenfranchised junkie's swollen, discolored scrotum, free of charge, and no insurance because Obama care didn't exist yet!
Would Australia be so kind to a poor man's puss-filled, abscess--ridden bean bag, free of charge?
When my balls become cancerous like my grand-dad's (true story btw), my country will remove them free of charge, and (i'll be singing with a higher voice about how proud i am to be an American!
)You see why I'm so proud of my country?
You don't know how many times I went out on a flimsy limb that broke, ****ed myself up, and the government caught me and put me back together!
Hence, i don't even have to worry and frantically stress about my testicles anymore! The government will provide for them!
Regarding the title of this thread, any answers to the death question? At least you don't have to worry about balls that kill! Even the non-deadly ones are overrated anyway!
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@SomeRandom
You bash American foreign policy. Well, who wouldn't?
But look at how my country treated a disenfranchised junkie's swollen, discolored scrotum, free of charge, and no insurance because Obama care didn't exist yet!
Would Australia be so kind to a poor man's puss-filled, abscess--ridden bean bag, free of charge?
When my balls become cancerous like my grand-dad's (true story btw), my country will remove them free of charge, and (i'll be singing with a higher voice about how proud i am to be an American!
You see why I'm so proud of my country?
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You don't know how many times I went out on a flimsy limb that broke, ****ed myself up, and the government caught me and put me back together!
Hence, i don't even have to worry and frantically stress about my testicles anymore! The government will provide for them!
Regarding the title of this thread, any answers to the death question? At least you don't have to worry about balls that kill! Even the non-deadly ones are overrated anyway!
How you getting all this for free?
Spiderman
Veteran Member
Well, I have Obama care now which covers the cost.
Back when I had the surgery, which cost thousands of dollars, I went back to the hospital and explained to the billing lady that I was a part-time janitor without benefits...she wrote the bill off. I didn't have to pay a dime, and I wasn't unemployed either.
Isn't that incredible?
Also, in all seriousness, they weren't exactly sure how cancerous and life-threatening my Grandpas family jewels were. They just systematically removed his balls before it was too late, and possibly saved his life. He hasn't had a problem since, is 90+ years old, and still sucking air!
I don't think 50% of the world (that doesn't even have running water) would have that luxury. Testicular cancer ain't no joke! Remember the movie fight-club where he joined the group of sorrowful men with cancerous jingle bells? It sounds like quite a cross to carry. As long as the Doctor gives me the ketamine shots I had last time I was in the hospital, I look gonad cancer in it's ugly face and defiantly say, "Bring it on!"
I'm not afraid of you anymore!That's the miracle of modern medicine and Obama care for ya!
Silly Bear! It's not the Chinese, it's the Russian hackers!
There's a little life on Saturday night, but its pretty dead the rest of the week...
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Not in my house...it is ALWAYS the Chinese
I already know I will asphyxiate after breathing in food. It wont be wasabi though. Nobody has ever asphyxiated on wasabi. Check for yourself!8
There's a little life on Saturday night, but its pretty dead the rest of the week...
Depends where you live and die
Yeah,,,,and now you may have to endure the consequences.
I am so refusing to read his posts.
I hope at the business end of a shovel wielded by
a very spry fellow conspirator of The Shovel Club.
a very spry fellow conspirator of The Shovel Club.
The Vogons will push me out an airlock after a crew member picks me up, just before they destroy Earth...
I hope I don't have to hear any of their poetry...
I hope I don't have to hear any of their poetry...