What is the Most Likely Way You Will Die?

[Spiderman]

Bea-u-tiful

The Doctor who did the surgery literally examined, looked inside, or cut into genitalia all day. He chose to go into that field, so something about it appealed to him.

No joke, while i was waiting , I heard him in the next room say, "so, I hear there is something wrong with your scrotum?"

It appears the patient in the other room had similar hurdles!

 

[CruzNichaphor]

I'm probably going to be murdered by my partner.

 

[Spiderman]

I'm probably going to be murdered by my partner.

Are you heterosexual?

 

[CruzNichaphor]

Are you heterosexual?

Yes.

 

[Epic Beard Man]

Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?



Knowing me, I will create my masterpiece -- a thread so profound, so deep, so thought-provoking that even the stars in the night sky will briefly shine brighter because of it.

Then, the next day, I will log onto RF and suffer an instantaneous heart-attack upon seeing that @PopeADope has seized upon my thread only to derail it by posting fond and numerous reminiscences of his scrotum surgery.

Stress

 

[Spiderman]

Yes.

I only ask because I'm used to gay people referring to their lover as their "partner", and straight men refer to their lover as their "girlfriend".

Just my experience. Not that it matters.

 

[Wu Wei]

Not exactly sure, but I will of course blame the Chinese

 

[stvdv]

Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?

Happy

 

[Rival]

Repeatedly smacking my head against the keyboard.

 

[Spiderman]

Repeatedly smacking my head against the keyboard.

Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior?

*Smack*

 

[ChristineM]

Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?



Knowing me, I will create my masterpiece -- a thread so profound, so deep, so thought-provoking that even the stars in the night sky will briefly shine brighter because of it.

Then, the next day, I will log onto RF and suffer an instantaneous heart-attack upon seeing that @PopeADope has seized upon my thread only to derail it by posting fond and numerous reminiscences of his scrotum surgery.

Serious lack of life

 

[Spiderman]

Repeatedly smacking my head against the keyboard.

This one is death by smacking head against keyboard, but it is quite a bloody gif!

Spoiler

 

[Polymath257]

I stumble onto a proof of a Millenium Problem (big problem in math), verify it works and have a heart attack before being able to write it up for publication.

 

[David T]

Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?



Knowing me, I will create my masterpiece -- a thread so profound, so deep, so thought-provoking that even the stars in the night sky will briefly shine brighter because of it.

Then, the next day, I will log onto RF and suffer an instantaneous heart-attack upon seeing that @PopeADope has seized upon my thread only to derail it by posting fond and numerous reminiscences of his scrotum surgery.

I will most likely die making love. Hopefully with someone!!!

 

[BSM1]

In my mid to late 90's I will be enjoying watching cows in some country meadow when I will, of course, have to urinate. Unbeknownst to me I will be standing beside an electric fence.

 

[Thief]

I could come up such a perfect post in the last post is the winner thread that people just can't post anything after that. That will of course enrage @Revoltingest @Wu Wei @Thief and others so greatly that they form a mob, find my address on the internet, break into my house, kill me and cook the remains for a celebratory feast.

I don't eat dog

but your pelt might make a nice hat

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

Knowing yourself as you do, what is the most likely or to be expected way in which you will die?



Knowing me, I will create my masterpiece -- a thread so profound, so deep, so thought-provoking that even the stars in the night sky will briefly shine brighter because of it.

Then, the next day, I will log onto RF and suffer an instantaneous heart-attack upon seeing that @PopeADope has seized upon my thread only to derail it by posting fond and numerous reminiscences of his scrotum surgery.

I don't know exactly how I'll go, but I'm sure it will be within moments of saying "hey everyone, watch this!"

 

[Thief]

In my mid to late 90's I will be enjoying watching cows in some country meadow when I will, of course, have to urinate. Unbeknownst to me I will be standing beside an electric fence.

or perhaps ......the bull will see you pissing on his turf

I hear they REALLY don't like that

 

[Thief]

Repeatedly smacking my head against the keyboard.

so you ARE suicidal.....and you are here to do yourself in

 

[BSM1]

or perhaps ......the bull will see you pissing on his turf

I hear they REALLY don't like that

In this case it will probably be jealousy that provokes the beast...just sayin'.