I wanted Rudyard Kipling to roll over in his grave.
So.....
I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The Democrat 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red states here."
The girls be'ind the bar they jeered an' told me I should die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Hitler this, an' Hitler that, an' "Hitler, go away";
But it's "Hillary's a saint, you know", when the Telly starts to play,
The Telly starts to play, my boys, the Telly starts to play,
O it's "Democrats are saints, you know", when the Telly starts to play.
I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to vote'n, Lord! they'll punch'm in the balls!
For it's Hitler this, an' Hitler that, an' "Damn yer Nazi hide";
But it's Gubmint get'n bigger, my boys, it's rise'n with on the tide,
It's time to vote a woman in, cuz history's on her side
O it's Gubmint get'n bigger, my boys, it's rise'n with on the tide,
Yes, makin' mock o' taxpayers who work while you're asleep
Is easier than work'n hard, support'n bleat'n sheep.....
That's it......it's all I gots.
So.....
I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The Democrat 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red states here."
The girls be'ind the bar they jeered an' told me I should die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Hitler this, an' Hitler that, an' "Hitler, go away";
But it's "Hillary's a saint, you know", when the Telly starts to play,
The Telly starts to play, my boys, the Telly starts to play,
O it's "Democrats are saints, you know", when the Telly starts to play.
I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to vote'n, Lord! they'll punch'm in the balls!
For it's Hitler this, an' Hitler that, an' "Damn yer Nazi hide";
But it's Gubmint get'n bigger, my boys, it's rise'n with on the tide,
It's time to vote a woman in, cuz history's on her side
O it's Gubmint get'n bigger, my boys, it's rise'n with on the tide,
Yes, makin' mock o' taxpayers who work while you're asleep
Is easier than work'n hard, support'n bleat'n sheep.....
That's it......it's all I gots.