What's the best insult you've heard ?

[methylatedghosts]

Actually Monty Python has one that I really like:

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"

 

[Magic Man]

roy keane was a class player.

I don't know whether I'd go that far, but that was just a joke because I know how much Stephen likes Keane.

 

[BillBo]

Wise people make mistakes and recognise them, and you say you didn't make a mistake!

 

[+Xausted]

then your not very witty are you.

oh dear, another one that doesnt understand sarcasm.....

 

[Magic Man]

oh dear, another one that doesnt understand sarcasm.....

Again, do I know you?

 

[+Xausted]

Again, do I know you?

*jayne wanders around the room looking confused at that little irratating noise that just wont seem to go away*

 

[Magic Man]

*jayne wanders around the room looking confused at that little irratating noise that just wont seem to go away*

Then maybe Jayne should see a psychiatrist.

 

[.lava]

worst insult in my case is silence, i guess. you know if i say something, ask something to someone if i am sure he hears me but he does not answer. yea that's the worst. i would feel unworthy.



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[+Xausted]

Then maybe Jayne should see a psychiatrist.

*there it is again.......must get the exterminator in*

 

[Magic Man]

worst insult in my case is silence, i guess. you know if i say something, ask something to someone if i am sure he hears me but he does not answer. yea that's the worst. i would feel unworthy.



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:ignore:

 

[.lava]

:ignore:

:clap


...what was my question???

 

[3.14]

worst insult in my case is silence, i guess. you know if i say something, ask something to someone if i am sure he hears me but he does not answer. yea that's the worst. i would feel unworthy.

although effective it can backfire making the guy compleetly annoying to get your attention

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Yo mamma so fat that she got baptised in sea world.

 

[McBell]

Your momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck

 

[Phasmid]

I'm totally saving this thread to favourites and will make good use of it :yes:

This chav swore at my mum and cousin as they were walking home so I once said to him, "My friend, you should really consult a surgeon about getting that **** removed from your forehead. Most unbecomming."

He looked baffled, but seemed to understand that I was insulting him... not particularly funny, but it came to me so quickly. It was like something was guiding my words.

 

[3.14]

your mama is so fat she got stuck in a black hole
your mama is so fat she wears the equetor as belt
your mama is so fat she tryed to eat the sun thinking it was a gumball

 

[McBell]

Your momma is so stupid, she rolled out of bed and missed the floor.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Your mumma so fat, that when she chump her choy! She got stuck!

 

[Troublemane]

yo mamma so fat when she jump for joy, joy said DAMN! and ran away!

yo mamma so fat I forgot how ugly she is.

yo mamma so ugly the ugly stick gets hit with her.

yo mamma so ugly she didnt get hit with an ugly stick she got hit with the ugly forest.

 

[sandandfoam]

You're so ugly they could use you to recharge the ugly stick