Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Rick O'Shez]

"Is it possible for us to create a porpoise?"

http://www.religiousforums.com/threads/is-it-possible-for-us-to-create-a-purpose.183958/

 

[Revoltingest]

Science, Metaphysics, and "God of the Gaps" Arguments
looks like....
Science, Metaphysics, and "God of the Apes" Arguments

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Mythological Cosmology

became

Methodological Cosmology

 

[Revoltingest]

Finding the religion without
looks like.....
Finding the religion with trout

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Finding the religion without
looks like.....
Finding the religion with trout

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

An Unkillable Myth about Atheists

became

An Unlikeable Myth about Atheists

 

[4consideration]

Who Else Mistreats Titles?

 

[McBell]

Who Else Mistreats Titles?

OMG
I know right?
Like damn near every single Christian on the planet mistreats the titles Lucifer and Satan....

 

[Mycroft]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

I misread titles quite often. Especially ones about clocks.

 

[Revoltingest]

I misread titles quite often. Especially ones about clocks.

I know.....I read "glocks" too.

 

[Aquitaine]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

You *totally* blew a golden opportunity to title this thread: "Who else titles misreads?". Damn shame.

 

[Revoltingest]

You *totally* blew a golden opportunity to title this thread: "Who else titles misreads?". Damn shame.

I ruin most opportunities when they come a'knock'n.

 

[Aquitaine]

I ruin most opportunities when they come a'knock'n.

Punny thread titles are the "hip" thing right now. Get with the times old man. . .

 

[Revoltingest]

Punny thread titles are the "hip" thing right now. Get with the times old man. . .

I can only do what I already do.
Ya canna teach an old man new trix.

 

[Mycroft]

I know.....I read "glocks" too.

Funny. I misread those titles, too.

 

[Aquitaine]

I can only do what I already do.
Ya canna teach an old man new trix.

If that's the case, then I think it's time you got recalled to the factory for disassembly.

 

[Revoltingest]

If that's the case, then I think it's time you got recalled to the factory for disassembly.

I even have the appropriate box for that on my driver license checked.
Who knows.....you might some day be sporting my corneas!

 

[Revoltingest]

Paramatman, Atman and Brahman
looks like....
Parmaman, Antman and Batman

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

The Old Gods of Arabia

became

The Old Goats of Arabia

 

[Revoltingest]

The Old Gods of Arabia
became
The Old Goats of Arabia

This reads like a history lesson.