That's not a GREEN. That's a GREEN.
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I can't remember what I wanted to say. I take a nap now. :sleep:
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I can't remember what I wanted to say. I take a nap now. :sleep:
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Who Has The Lowest IQ Here?
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My fav riddle:
Why?
Cuz!
Why?
Cuz!
Nuthin makes me laff harder than that joke with the punch line, "No soap radio!".
It's because the chicken was STUPID! lol lol lol lol
Hahaaaa! She was STUPID!!!!
*points at chicken* STUPID!!!! :biglaugh:
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Yesterday I drove to town in my convertible - with the top down because the weather is so freaking great right now. Besides that, I really have no other option because to be honest I don't know how to put the top up.
Anyway, you will never guess what happened to me! I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE CAR!
I had to, like, call the police and everything. Then they were so rude! They were like laughing at me and stuff.
And I never really did understand what was so funny. But it's ok now. One of them took me to show me the back seat of their patrol car, which was pretty cool except for the part where I had to take off my shirt, and then the other guy brought me my keys and then they both showed me how they cuff criminals by making them lean over the back of the patrol car and do that spread eagle thing.
I didn't know they were so nice to criminals but they told me that all they showed me is a secret, so I guess that's why I never had heard of that stuff before.
TOP SECRET, BABY!
Anyway, you will never guess what happened to me! I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE CAR!
I had to, like, call the police and everything. Then they were so rude! They were like laughing at me and stuff.
And I never really did understand what was so funny. But it's ok now. One of them took me to show me the back seat of their patrol car, which was pretty cool except for the part where I had to take off my shirt, and then the other guy brought me my keys and then they both showed me how they cuff criminals by making them lean over the back of the patrol car and do that spread eagle thing.
I didn't know they were so nice to criminals but they told me that all they showed me is a secret, so I guess that's why I never had heard of that stuff before.
TOP SECRET, BABY!
This gal might be the dumbest.
The farmer called, "Henrietta, dinner time!", & she dun come a run'n.
Note: My apologies for not noticing that the above pic was a money shot.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I know!!! Some chickens are so stupid! And some people are so chicken!
GET IT? GET IT????
We should take this show on the road, sister!
I'm so jealous, Kathryn. I don't know how to call the police.
Or anyone, for that matter. :sad:
What are keys?
Or anyone, for that matter. :sad:
What are keys?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I don't see any money in that picture. It would be stupid to cook a chicken with money anyway.
What's wrong with you - are you stupid or something?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I'm so jealous, Kathryn. I don't know how to call the police.
Or anyone, for that matter. :sad:
What are keys?
Keys are these metal things that you have to have to get in and out of your house, or your car.
They are easy to lose. So I came up with a really good idea. I hang my keys to my house RIGHT BY THE DOOR ON THE FRONT PORCH. Now I don't ever have to look for them.
Sometimes though, car keys are tricky. Sometimes I lose mine between the house and the car. So I came up with another good idea. You aren't going to believe how smart this is.
I got a fake rock with a secret little door on it. Then I got a flagpole and I put it up right next to my car. Listen to how smart I am now...I got a flag made SPECIAL and it is 3 x 5 and printed on both sides and it's yellow with red letters, and it says, "CAR KEYS."
The flagpole is 10 feet tall. I put it right beside my driveway where I park my car. Then I put the fake rock right there under the flagpole, with my car keys in it in the little fake door. You get it? The rock is a DISGUISE FOR MY KEYS!
I had to put the flagpole up because I was always losing that rock - I mean, it looks so real, it looks like all the other rocks in my yard. It's crazy!
Now I just walk outside, and I casually bend over like I am just looking at cool rocks, and then I pick up the fake rock and then I have learned how to look the other way and whistle so it doesn't look like I'm opening it or anything. Then I take the car keys out and then I turn around and drop the fake rock back beside the flagpole, all casual and stuff.
This works great.
The only thing I am still working on is how to find my car keys in my purse like when I go to the store and stuff. I tried to attach them to my earrings but they were SO HEAVY. But I bet I come up with a good idea soon. I am really clever when it comes to that sort of thing.
Oh, that's easy! But how did she fit them in her purse?
Stop making fun of me for failing that one test.
They told me to bring a number 2 pencil. Then everyone laughed because they said I brought in a banana.
I don't understand...math is HARD! :sad4:
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I know, and all this before noon!
You know what I said to the policemen as they were leaving? "TOP O THE MORNING TO YOU!"
They didn't even get it. Prolly because they are stupid.
You're so smart, Kathryn. Can I borrow your brain?