Who Has The Lowest IQ Here?

[Revoltingest]

And youz all thought that toy was a parody?
The real thingie.....
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Teen Talk RARE "Math Class is Tough" Barbie! Working! - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

The only thing I am still working on is how to find my car keys in my purse like when I go to the store and stuff. I tried to attach them to my earrings but they were SO HEAVY. But I bet I come up with a good idea soon. I am really clever when it comes to that sort of thing.

I am impressed with all your really smart ideas. I'm surprised that you didn't already think of this one.

What about, when you get to the store -- instead of putting your keys in your purse -- what if you look for a guy hanging around the front of the store, and just ask him to hold the keys for you until you get back. THAT WAY, you won't even have to dig around in your purse for them.

Just something to consider. It works great for me!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

She's so pretty. I need to go un-eat for the next week.

 

[Kathryn]

You're so smart, Kathryn. Can I borrow your brain?

Ha ha! You're so crazy, girl. My brain is in my chest. I can't get it out.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Ha ha! You're so crazy, girl. My brain is in my chest. I can't get it out.

What's a chicken?

 

[Revoltingest]

What's a chicken?

It's a mischeevus....mischvus....mean critter what puts bombs under bow wows.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I am impressed with all your really smart ideas. I'm surprised that you didn't already think of this one.

What about, when you get to the store -- instead of putting your keys in your purse -- what if you look for a guy hanging around the front of the store, and just ask him to hold the keys for you until you get back. THAT WAY, you won't even have to dig around in your purse for them.

Just something to consider. It works great for me!

Oh oh oh! *raises hand*

I go up to them asking if they're looking for a date. Usually that has me in some car going somewhere at least.

But I still think math is hard.

 

[Kathryn]

I am impressed with all your really smart ideas. I'm surprised that you didn't already think of this one.

What about, when you get to the store -- instead of putting your keys in your purse -- what if you look for a guy hanging around the front of the store, and just ask him to hold the keys for you until you get back. THAT WAY, you won't even have to dig around in your purse for them.

Just something to consider. It works great for me!

Well, just so you know, I DID think of this one! And I was so smart that I didn't even tell him what car the keys went to, because you know, I'm sure he's a really nice guy because I don't judge people by their looks even when they have a swastika tattooed right in the middle of their forehead.

But when I asked that guy to hold my keys he was so weird! He started following me around the mall and I was like, "Dude, quit following me" and he was like, "But you're so Aryan" and I was like, "THAT IS NOT MY NAME, YOU DOOFUS!" and finally I had to get the mall cop to help me and then he took me in that back room at the mall and showed me some more cop secrets (that I can't tell ANYBODY! ) and then I STILL didn't get my keys back!

I swear, these keys are so complicated. But you know what I just realized! I just realized that there is a flagpole in front of the mall! And I could get another fake rock and put my keys in it and drop it all casual like by THAT flagpole, even though the flag doesn't say "car keys" on it. I think I could still remember the rock was there, if there is only one flag (I can't remember now if there's other flags there).

OK, that's a plan. Now I just have to remember to only go to places that have flags in front of them. One flag.

That shouldn't be so hard!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

It's a mischeevus....mischvus....mean critter what puts bombs under bow wows.

Nuh uh. I told you. That's a GREEN.

 

[Revoltingest]

Every now & then I'll be talking on my cel phone, & I'll reach into my pocket to make sure my cel phone is there.
I discover it isn't! I explain to the stooge on the other end of the conversation that I need to go look for my
phone. I must know psychics, cuz they always know where to find it.


Yes, this actually happens regularly.

 

[4consideration]

Oh oh oh! *raises hand*

I go up to them asking if they're looking for a date. Usually that has me in some car going somewhere at least.

But I still think math is hard.

I see why you are a gal that's goin' places. Never thought of that. (I just look for dates on the dried fruit aisle. Sometimes I get prunes. It's the pits.)

I think math is hard, too. I have enough to deal with in remembering all 38 letters of the alphabet.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I see why you are a gal that's goin' places. Never thought of that. (I just look for dates on the dried fruit aisle. Sometimes I get prunes. It's the pits.)

I think math is hard, too. I have enough to deal with in remembering all 38 letters of the alphabet.

Awwww.

Wanna make out?

 

[Revoltingest]

I see why you are a gal that's goin' places. Never thought of that. (I just look for dates on the dried fruit aisle. Sometimes I get prunes. It's the pits.)
I think math is hard, too. I have enough to deal with in remembering all 38 letters of the alphabet.

I don't even know all 57 states.

 

[Infinitum]

... I? ... Q?

a b c !
*knows only those three letters*

 

[4consideration]

I swear, these keys are so complicated. But you know what I just realized! I just realized that there is a flagpole in front of the mall! And I could get another fake rock and put my keys in it and drop it all casual like by THAT flagpole, even though the flag doesn't say "car keys" on it. I think I could still remember the rock was there, if there is only one flag (I can't remember now if there's other flags there).

OK, that's a plan. Now I just have to remember to only go to places that have flags in front of them. One flag.

That shouldn't be so hard!

I see the problem. You know, the world is changing day by day. Each day we find another area where we need to exercise more prudence about security. So, here's what I'm thinking. When you put your keys under the fake rock near the flag pole, what about putting a note there that says: "Please do not look under this rock. There are no keys here."

If you want to go a step further, you could ask the mall to do an announcement something like, "Attention shoppers, in the interest of customer security we request that no one look under the fake rock by the flag pole for the keys that are not there, that go to the ________ (color) __________ (model) bearing license plate # ___________. Just a thought.

That way, it will trick anybody that may have bad intentions.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I don't even know all 57 states.

What's a even?

 

[Kathryn]

I see the problem. You know, the world is changing day by day. Each day we find another area where we need to exercise more prudence about security. So, here's what I'm thinking. When you put your keys under the fake rock near the flag pole, what about putting a note there that says: "Please do not look under this rock. There are no keys here."

If you want to go a step further, you could ask the mall to do an announcement something like, "Attention shoppers, in the interest of customer security we request that no one look under the fake rock by the flag pole for the keys that are not there, that go to the ________ (color) __________ (model) bearing license plate # ___________. Just a thought.

That way, it will trick anybody that may have bad intentions.

OMG you are SO SMART! Now I am all intimidated and everything!

The thing that's so cunning about this plan is that...wait...my chest hurts...hold up, here it comes...OMG the pain...

Anyway, I can work thru it - no pain no rain, right?

OK here's what's so clever - when we TAKE ALL THOSE PRECAUTIONS people might think, "Nah...that's too obvious... it can't be for real..."

HOLD UP - I AM HAVING CHEST PAINS right where my brain is! Should I call the doctor? No, probably call the cops - they are always so nice to me and they always make me feel really good.

And they always want to look closely at my chest. They are doctors and cops at the same time! I wish I was that smart.

 

[CynthiaCypher]

Brawndo's got electrolytes.

 

[4consideration]

Every now & then I'll be talking on my cel phone, & I'll reach into my pocket to make sure my cel phone is there.
I discover it isn't! I explain to the stooge on the other end of the conversation that I need to go look for my
phone. I must know psychics, cuz they always know where to find it.


Yes, this actually happens regularly.

Never thought of that. Next time you are looking for your cell phone, just call your friends and ask them where it is? (I should write an advice collumn.)

 

[MysticSang'ha]

OMG you are SO SMART! Now I am all intimidated and everything!

The thing that's so cunning about this plan is that...wait...my chest hurts...hold up, here it comes...OMG the pain...

Anyway, I can work thru it - no pain no rain, right?

OK here's what's so clever - when we TAKE ALL THOSE PRECAUTIONS people might think, "Nah...that's too obvious... it can't be for real..."

HOLD UP - I AM HAVING CHEST PAINS right where my brain is! Should I call the doctor? No, probably call the cops - they are always so nice to me and they always make me feel really good.

And they always want to look closely at my chest. They are doctors and cops at the same time! I wish I was that smart.

Oh oh oh! I got it! *raises hand*

That's a CHICKEN!!!! See? I GET it!!! I get it!!!

I...

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