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Who Has The Lowest IQ Here?

Me Myself

Back to my username
Math is easy. You just google it. For example, 2 +2 equals
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Hope it sdbhigf :)
 

Jayhawker Soule

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Kathryn, forgive me. I din't want to suggest that looking at your chest would be dumb or anything. It's just that ... oh, never mind. :(
 

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OMG you are SO SMART! Now I am all intimidated and everything!

The thing that's so cunning about this plan is that...wait...my chest hurts...hold up, here it comes...OMG the pain...

Anyway, I can work thru it - no pain no rain, right?

OK here's what's so clever - when we TAKE ALL THOSE PRECAUTIONS people might think, "Nah...that's too obvious... it can't be for real..."

HOLD UP - I AM HAVING CHEST PAINS right where my brain is! Should I call the doctor? No, probably call the cops - they are always so nice to me and they always make me feel really good.

And they always want to look closely at my chest. They are doctors and cops at the same time! I wish I was that smart.


Awww, Kathryn, don't be intimidated by my brains. I keep them in my chest, too.

You know, once when I was shopping for a car, I told him the salesman that I wanted one with a really cool cup holder. So, he hopped in.

I think this may help you, if the chest pains get too bad from thinking too much, treat it like any other muscle cramp -- just run out into the street and grab the first guy you can find and ask him to rub it for you -- works every time -- chivalry is not dead yet, my friend!
 

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My husband said he doesn't think I'm smart, but he thinks he'll keep me because I am (finger quotes) "funny."

I told him not to worry about that, because I am studying really hard to get smarter -- I know I can't rely on my looks forever.
 
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