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Veritas
I'm pretty sure i have the most iq's! Wait..... iq stands for idiotic questions, right?
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I once had a book. (Can't remember where I put it though.)I don't understand it my kids tell me I've been "sitting" in this chair for a while, and they want to spend time with me.
What does that even mean? To sit? I honestly don't get it.
I once had a book. (Can't remember where I put it though.)
"Sitting For Dummies" was its name.
I followed the diagram, & eventually learned how to do it.
Yeah, I tried sitting on the floor at first.....& missed.Looks complicated.
Yeah, I tried sitting on the floor at first.....& missed.
Chairs are harder, but with practice, practice & more practice, I can now sit at Carnegie Hall.
This long.I'm impressed! How long did that take?
This long.
(Picture me holding my hands apart.)
I have a cheat sheet.....a diagram to follow on the back of one hand.How do you do that so well? I hold my hands apart and trip and fall every single time.
I have a cheat sheet.....a diagram to follow on the back of one hand.
(It's written in big letters & pictures cuz I'm hard of hearing.)
Would you like to borrow my ukelele?I'm so jealous. You have a brain to figure all this out?
My life sucks.
Would you like to borrow my ukelele?
It's the only way. But i'm pretty sure saw technology has evolved so that when you cut things it doesn't hurt. I've cut LOTS of wood without hurting the wood, and a few other things, so I don't see why a person would be different.Do I have to cut your head open?
Please don't discuss cutting your wood.It's the only way. But i'm pretty sure saw technology has evolved so that when you cut things it doesn't hurt. I've cut LOTS of wood without hurting the wood, and a few other things, so I don't see why a person would be different.
Alls you gotta a do is reach in thru the window in me noggin & pluck the stringie thingie!Do I have to cut your head open?
Alls you gotta a do is reach in thru the window in me noggin & pluck the stringie thingie!
I thought this was the adults only section. You know, ages 12 and above.Please don't discuss cutting your wood.
This is a family forum.
Such big words!You dirty old man. Are you coming on to me?
You Tarzan. She Jane. You want Jane. Do naughty things (which somehow involve birds and bees, and I don't get that because neither sounds naughty and bees can be downright unpleasant).Such big words!
Could you dumb it down a tad?