Wirey
Fartist
I swear to God, one time I picked up a beauty pageant contestant for a two day fling because she thought my interpretations of 'Lord of the Flies' were very insightful. At the time, I hadn't read the book.
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Who Has The Lowest IQ Here?
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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I swear to God, one time I picked up a beauty pageant contestant for a two day fling because she thought my interpretations of 'Lord of the Flies' were very insightful. At the time, I hadn't read the book.
You can dance like a fly? That's sooooooo cool. :yes:
Clearly, he to smart to compete in this thread.
Rev, I'm still trying to figure out what is wrong with being impressed by interesting tidbits about metallurgy. 
You seem to be a wiz about women. I bet some men even seek your advice.
I'm impressed.
You seem to be a wiz about women. I bet some men even seek your advice.
I'm impressed.
Any man who sought me out for advice would be a strong contender for lowest IQ.Rev, I'm still trying to figure out what is wrong with being impressed by interesting tidbits about metallurgy.
You seem to be a wiz about women. I bet some men even seek your advice.
I'm impressed.
Whispering metallurgical nothings into a female's ear works best on those sporting a unibrow, btw.
I do not have a unibrow, but I am looking into getting one.
I had the feeling that something was missing. Now I know.
Wirey
Fartist
I'm glad you found someone. And this one's still got some teeth! Congrats, buddy!
Alas, she is not mine.
Mrs Revolt is a dual-brow, & is unwilling to consider implants for a "brow job".
Off topic, how is little Wirey (your youngest, that is) doing?
I want a quadribrow. More is gooder, right?
Of course!
I heard that facial hair on women works like an aphrodisiac for men. The more the better!
I'm thinking of growing a mustache. Watch out!
Of course!
I heard that facial hair on women works like an aphrodisiac for men. The more the better!
I'm thinking of growing a mustache. Watch out!
I think having a quadribrow would be awesome. One on my forehead, one on my upper lip, two on each cheek, one on my hammer, and two on my dog. Since I read about math once and it said that 1+1+2+1+2 = 20, which is like bi-winning.
Daemon Sophic
Avatar in flux
Ailes and Murdoch
for
President and VP!!!
for
President and VP!!!
Because they know what's right for all of us. :yes:
That one fella has a giant head.Ailes and Murdoch
for
President and VP!!!
Because they know what's right for all of us. :yes:
He must be really smart!
Daemon Sophic
Avatar in flux
Thats what I'm saying. They're geniuses. Our country would be in good hands with them at the helm. Plus, you know they are well informed. I watch Fox News all the time, but I ain't got nothing on these guys. They RUN Fox News for gooness sake, so you know that they are knowledgable, can make good executive decisions, they operate with all the facts, and consider both sides of an arguement and don't jump to any rash decisions. And of course they are above any moral compromise. :yes:
Why would I care about news about foxes?
I don't live in a hen house!
I don't live in a hen house!
You don't? I thought that's what your picture was suggesting.
I live in me business....
Does anyone want to buy yesterday's haggis?
Half price!
Half price!