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Who Has The Lowest IQ Here?
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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One time, at band camp...
wait...I never went to band camp. Maybe that was a movie, or something. Never mind.
wait...I never went to band camp. Maybe that was a movie, or something. Never mind.
I never went to band camp either.
Maybe that's where we met, eh?
Maybe that's where we met, eh?
We didn't meet at band camp, silly. We met at BAND camp. :slap:
I've been sitting here for a really long time watching one little yellow man slap the other little yellow man in Mystic's post.
I have a few questions:
1. How many slaps does he get to do?
2. Why doesn't the other yellow man fight back?
3. Why doesn't Yellow Man #1's arm seem to get tired?
4. Won't this behavior eventually cause bruising for #2?
I think the answer to your 6 questions is peaches.
Thank you, oh wise one, for the answer to my questions.
I ought to be able to sleep well tonight...except I am feeling a little frightened by the image at the bottom of all of your posts.
Why do the two 5-headed snakes keep wrapping themselves around the nice little yellow man -- and biting his eyes? It's scary!
Oh in my signature?
I don't know. He just showed up there. I think he's doing it just so I can put my guard down enough so the alien lizards from the 4th dimension can steal my brain.
I want to hide too. Can I join you?
Dang! I've lost this thread, & can't find it.
Of course you can hide with me!
Great news. I just got an email from a Mr. A. Lizard. He said he will send someone to pick us up and keep us safe. How soon can you be here?
sandandfoam
Veteran Member
Where am I?
Trey of Diamonds
Well-Known Member
It's me of course, just look how long it took me to respond to this post. I really had to think hard on this one. 
I'm here waiting for him. Where is he? :sad4:
You're lucky to have a pine tree as your family tree. All I have is a shrub. :sad:
At least you're not a Bush.
I don't understand. Isn't a bush like a shrub, only with more beer and less apathy?
A Bush is a low potential hi achiever.
A shrub is a hi potential low achiever.
Beer makes both better.
A shrub is a hi potential low achiever.
Beer makes both better.
Wirey
Fartist
On occasion, I've been granted access to bush in the shrubs thanks to beer.
There goes any chance you had of convincing us that you have the lowest IQ here.
You wanna know my techniques for tempting the ladies?
I'd try to impress them by offering interesting tidbits about metallurgy.