Thief
Rogue Theologian
and the peace of heavenBecause that would mess up the narrative.
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and the peace of heavenBecause that would mess up the narrative.
Wow you are just not getting it. Well, best case then, I guess, you just keep on making grossly incorrect assumptions and going off on tangents about them. It's actually kind of amusing.I don't really care whether Mestemia worships Lucifer or Satan or whatever name they give their god.
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!Why can't all spirits eventually be redeemed?
But if the purification ritual is there, why not use it? Saying evil people won't repent and thus can't get redemption is a bit like saying the polar bear refuses to go to the Sahara Desert. Of COURSE, they won't repent ... not until there's a purification ritual to wash the spiritual grime off of them ...God's children ascend, during they're ascension process they are purified of primitive anger instincts and the propensity for violence, so, they are fixed to a degree but certainly not made perfect.
Why? Extra Credit Question: Is any of this silliness actually in the bible?Lucifer wants to be in charge of this universe or have nothing at all.
God's maybe not as bad as a politician, but He flip flops quite often. The themes of the OT and NT are such:God doesn't change His mind.
Something like Buddhism might require mercy and not punishment as well, and it predates the NT to boot.God doesn't change His mind. Over time ignorant humans learn that what they thought was true, was not true, for instance an "eye for an eye" seemed to change to "forgiveness". The truth is that an "eye for an eye" never was God's law. It was an idea that the Jew's adopted from their time spent in captivity in Babylon. You might look up Hammurabi's laws online and you will see that it sounds a whole lot like the Old Testament rules.
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!What is the point of Jesus dying for our sins if we have to ask God for forgiveness of our sins and to repent?
Yes. In Job, while we're conditioned to think the story is about Job (being the title and all), I feel it's more of a story about Satan tempting God, like some sort of 360 performance evaluation, to see if He will do bad things to people without good reason. God not only does this but says specifically that He knows what He is doing is without good reason.Lucifer never wanted more power than God. He saw what God was doing and he disliked it. God is a manipulator. God wants worship, he wants prayer, he wants power, he wants you to ask him for forgiveness when you do something that is praobably normal like sex before marriage, even masturbation.
Ok, but then where are you getting your ideas about who goes and can't go to heaven? I mean, I don't worship the bible either. I believe God has the keys and it's His business what to do with them.Others choose to worship the bible, not I.
As a baby?Jesus created Lucifer outside of heaven.
In trials ,you don't always get the death penalty.Once Jesus finished His earthly bestowal, Lucifer was bound and jailed and is undergoing trial.
We don't even punish half the criminals we actually have.Once you violate the law there is a punishment.
I don't agree either, what with my medical knowledge knowing that damage to certain parts of the frontal lobes will guaranteed affect personality.Who said that personalities are never changed? I did. You don't have to agree.
You don't know the causes of personality changes.We know the cause of these things now.
There was a war/rebellion in Heaven, so clearly that's not accurate.Heaven is being at peace and having no fear.
But he goes to all the inservices in Job ...Satan never wants to be in Heaven with God again.
But I still have to repent, plus Jesus' sacrifice only lasted 3 days and then he canceled the check...and accept God's free gift of salvation through Jesus Christ who died for you
This wasn't necessary, though. God will always admit whomever He wants..Jesus died on the cross so that for those who truly choose to repent of their sins, God made a way for them to enter heaven when they die.
Because you're so stuck on confusing worshipping with butt kissing that you can't hear the criticisms satanists have regarding God's actions? I mean, I don't play for their team, but they make some valid points here and there.That is your choice, and God will grant you your choice to spend all of eternity in hell, but why on earth would want that? I'd like to know, because that to me is the stupidest choice a human being could possibly make!
Context is a funny thing, from verse 4 of that chapter:In Isaiah chapter 14 verse 13-14 it says this quoting Satan,
I've been to hell lots of times. There are horror movies that scare me more. Satan bores me.Again, tell me why anyone would want to spend an eternal existence in place as horrible as hell?
That'll be fun to watch. Wonder if it's like Sun Wukong trying to jump off Buddha's hand.He will never return to heaven, even though he continues to try to escape from the universe.
Particularly if you show no real concern for context and just want to, ahem, demonize Satan for the lulz.Yes... Lucifer is derived from the King of Babylon... but the serpent (Satan) became evil and can be seen throughout the Tanakh and the NT Scriptures.
He isn't present there anyway.His presence in the Garden was not sent by YHVH.
Yahweh specifically tells Satan He is smiting Job for no good reason. It's right there ....YHVH would not call it his JUDGMENT, and Job would not REPENT, - if it was just Satan being evil.
God may have all the time in the universe but we don't.Maybe he's not done yet. What's the rush?
i don't think you can be redeemed
you have nothing of definition
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!
But if the purification ritual is there, why not use it? Saying evil people won't repent and thus can't get redemption is a bit like saying the polar bear refuses to go to the Sahara Desert. Of COURSE, they won't repent ... not until there's a purification ritual to wash the spiritual grime off of them ...
Why? Extra Credit Question: Is any of this silliness actually in the bible?
God's maybe not as bad as a politician, but He flip flops quite often. The themes of the OT and NT are such:
OT: God says don't you even TRY to be like Him or you'll be sorry.
NT: Jesus specifically tells us to be like God.
Which is it?
Something like Buddhism might require mercy and not punishment as well, and it predates the NT to boot.
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!
Yes. In Job, while we're conditioned to think the story is about Job (being the title and all), I feel it's more of a story about Satan tempting God, like some sort of 360 performance evaluation, to see if He will do bad things to people without good reason. God not only does this but says specifically that He knows what He is doing is without good reason.
Ok, but then where are you getting your ideas about who goes and can't go to heaven? I mean, I don't worship the bible either. I believe God has the keys and it's His business what to do with them.
On the other hand, I also see the afterlife as a complete whole, and all the different afterlives we think up are just "skins" to the "afterlife app" we get.
As a baby?
In trials ,you don't always get the death penalty.
We don't even punish half the criminals we actually have.
I don't agree either, what with my medical knowledge knowing that damage to certain parts of the frontal lobes will guaranteed affect personality.
You don't know the causes of personality changes.
There was a war/rebellion in Heaven, so clearly that's not accurate.
But he goes to all the inservices in Job ...
But I still have to repent, plus Jesus' sacrifice only lasted 3 days and then he canceled the check...
This wasn't necessary, though. God will always admit whomever He wants..
Because you're so stuck on confusing worshipping with butt kissing that you can't hear the criticisms satanists have regarding God's actions? I mean, I don't play for their team, but they make some valid points here and there.
Context is a funny thing, from verse 4 of that chapter:
4 you will take up this taunt against the king of Babylon
Satan isn't on the kings' list of Babylon, IIRC.
I've been to hell lots of times. There are horror movies that scare me more. Satan bores me.
That'll be fun to watch. Wonder if it's like Sun Wukong trying to jump off Buddha's hand.
Particularly if you show no real concern for context and just want to, ahem, demonize Satan for the lulz.
He isn't present there anyway.
Yahweh specifically tells Satan He is smiting Job for no good reason. It's right there ....
God may have all the time in the universe but we don't.
Evil me: Oh, I'm sorry, patient so and so ... you have to go pee but I'm just not feeling it today. Don't worry. I'm not done yet. What's the rush? Potential kidney failure? Severe skin breakdown and infections? Well, I don't really care about that. I work at my own pace. I can't prioritize patient needs at all.
Will you give me 5/5 on the Press Ganey if I treated you like that?
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!
But if the purification ritual is there, why not use it? Saying evil people won't repent and thus can't get redemption is a bit like saying the polar bear refuses to go to the Sahara Desert. Of COURSE, they won't repent ... not until there's a purification ritual to wash the spiritual grime off of them ...
Why? Extra Credit Question: Is any of this silliness actually in the bible?
God's maybe not as bad as a politician, but He flip flops quite often. The themes of the OT and NT are such:
OT: God says don't you even TRY to be like Him or you'll be sorry.
NT: Jesus specifically tells us to be like God.
Which is it?
Something like Buddhism might require mercy and not punishment as well, and it predates the NT to boot.
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!
Yes. In Job, while we're conditioned to think the story is about Job (being the title and all), I feel it's more of a story about Satan tempting God, like some sort of 360 performance evaluation, to see if He will do bad things to people without good reason. God not only does this but says specifically that He knows what He is doing is without good reason.
Ok, but then where are you getting your ideas about who goes and can't go to heaven? I mean, I don't worship the bible either. I believe God has the keys and it's His business what to do with them.
On the other hand, I also see the afterlife as a complete whole, and all the different afterlives we think up are just "skins" to the "afterlife app" we get.
As a baby?
In trials ,you don't always get the death penalty.
We don't even punish half the criminals we actually have.
I don't agree either, what with my medical knowledge knowing that damage to certain parts of the frontal lobes will guaranteed affect personality.
You don't know the causes of personality changes.
There was a war/rebellion in Heaven, so clearly that's not accurate.
But he goes to all the inservices in Job ...
But I still have to repent, plus Jesus' sacrifice only lasted 3 days and then he canceled the check...
This wasn't necessary, though. God will always admit whomever He wants..
Because you're so stuck on confusing worshipping with butt kissing that you can't hear the criticisms satanists have regarding God's actions? I mean, I don't play for their team, but they make some valid points here and there.
Context is a funny thing, from verse 4 of that chapter:
4 you will take up this taunt against the king of Babylon
Satan isn't on the kings' list of Babylon, IIRC.
I've been to hell lots of times. There are horror movies that scare me more. Satan bores me.
That'll be fun to watch. Wonder if it's like Sun Wukong trying to jump off Buddha's hand.
Particularly if you show no real concern for context and just want to, ahem, demonize Satan for the lulz.
He isn't present there anyway.
Yahweh specifically tells Satan He is smiting Job for no good reason. It's right there ....
God may have all the time in the universe but we don't.
Evil me: Oh, I'm sorry, patient so and so ... you have to go pee but I'm just not feeling it today. Don't worry. I'm not done yet. What's the rush? Potential kidney failure? Severe skin breakdown and infections? Well, I don't really care about that. I work at my own pace. I can't prioritize patient needs at all.
Will you give me 5/5 on the Press Ganey if I treated you like that?
It may not be. In the Bible however he is known as Lucifer and when cast down to earth his name changed to Satan meaning accuser or slanderer which he is, go figure right?. In Ezekiel 24:13-15 God describes Lucifer in this way; 13"You were in Eden, the garden of God; Every precious stone was your covering: The ruby, the topaz and the diamond; The beryl, the onyx and the jasper; The lapis lazuli, the turquoise and the emerald; And the gold, the workmanship of your settings and sockets, Was in you. On the day that you were created They were prepared. 14"You were the anointed cherub who covers, And I placed you there. You were on the holy mountain of God; You walked in the midst of the stones of fire. 15"You were blameless in your ways From the day you were created Until unrighteousness was found in you.… This is when Lucifer became proud of his power and beauty and wanted to exalt himself above God. When he sinned in his pride, that caused him to fall from grace. Because of his hate for God at this point, he wanted to ruin Gods perfect creation by deceiving Eve, then Adam and we know Satans history from there as a roaring lion seeking someone to devour. In the NT, Satan wasnt testing Jesus to see if He was ready, he was testing Him to try to get Him to sin and thereby destroying the ability for anyone to spend all of eternity in heaven. Satan's attitude is, If I cant be in heaven, neither can you! He has tried many times throughout history to kill the lineage of Jesus to keep Him from coming on the scene in the first place because he knew that if Jesus were to show up, that would mean hope for anyone who chooses, will be able to have an eternity in heaven. The Jews missed his first coming, but they wont miss his second coming for sure! They will realize when God opens their eyes that they have been duped by Satan in the Antichrist.The name Lucifer is NOT actually found in Tanakh.
Isaiah is talking about a King of Babylon, who climbed to the heights, and fell, not Satan.
In Tanakh, Satan has access to the Throne of YHVH, because he is a servant of YHVH doing his job. His job is to test people, put stumbling blocks before them, to see what they do. If found wanting, - he accuses them before God. His first appearance in the NT is to TEST Jesus - to see if he is ready.
The evil autonomous Satan idea was thought up later.*
Where do you get this from? What is the authority by which you make this statement as though it were true?But I still have to repent, plus Jesus' sacrifice only lasted 3 days and then he canceled the check...
Yeah I see what you are saying, but its important to see that Satan doesnt have access to the throneroom of God but he does have access to God because he is accusing us day and night. For those of us who have accepted Jesus as our personal savior, God looks at us through the lenses of Jesus so to speak and tells Satan to get lost. But this doesnt stop Satan from doing it constantly day and night as is described in scripture. I think its a standing order for Satan to have access to God until God destroys him at the end of the millennium.Great statement. I have always wondered, after Jesus sanctified the Holy of Holies by presenting his blood, if Satan no longer has access to the Throne. Scripture doesn't say but it is never recorded after the resurrection that he continued to have access.
Just thinking.
This is great. I'll give your OT analogy to another analogy because it fits your context. You are a business owner. You are doing well. You hire an employee thats says to you, I dont like the way you run your business, I can do better, therefore, I'm going to take over your business and run it the way I see fit. You as the owner says, no, this is my business that I created, you're fired! Get it?God's maybe not as bad as a politician, but He flip flops quite often. The themes of the OT and NT are such:
OT: God says don't you even TRY to be like Him or you'll be sorry.
NT: Jesus specifically tells us to be like God.
Which is it?
no redemption for youWho is it that needs redemption?
Who is it that lives?
Who is it that dies?
'I' is a hallucination; a disease of the mind.
You have no clue what hell is going to be like, keep going in the same direction you are and you will find out when you die that your words here are absolutely ludicrous! Problem at that point will be, NO TAKE BACKS!I've been to hell lots of times. There are horror movies that scare me more. Satan bores me.
bold empty threats, though quite comical, do not help your argument.You have no clue what hell is going to be like, keep going in the same direction you are and you will find out when you die that your words here are absolutely ludicrous! Problem at that point will be, NO TAKE BACKS!
God first brings up Job as a righteous man to Satan. Satan does to Job the same thing he does to everyone especially those who put their trust in Jesus and that is this: Satan is saying to God over and over, if you take away everything that Job has, his wealth, kill his family and strike him with cancer or whatever Satan was allowed to do to Job, his health, he will curse you to your face! We have the privilege of seeing what goes on behind the scenes like in a movie the conversation between God and Satan. God said you can do what you want to Job but you cannot kill him. Satan unleashed a barrage of horrible things against Job. Job did nothing to deserve what came against him and that is what God is saying. But this is a perfect picture that Satan cannot do anything without Gods permission. People are quick to blame God for the things that come against them but it is Satan doing what he has always done, to attack people and get their focus on God as the bad guy. To put doubt in peoples minds, "Did God really say this?" just like he did with Eve! Lets put the blame where it belongs, on Satan not God!Yes. In Job, while we're conditioned to think the story is about Job (being the title and all), I feel it's more of a story about Satan tempting God, like some sort of 360 performance evaluation, to see if He will do bad things to people without good reason. God not only does this but says specifically that He knows what He is doing is without good reason.
Not making threats, just facts according to the scriptures. I'm not trying to make an argument, but the reality of truth according to the scriptures stands on its own. You can reject and make fun of it all you want. The moment you die, you will find out whether this is true or false, but by that time it will be too late if you are wrong. Just sayin. Eternity is a long time!bold empty threats, though quite comical, do not help your argument.
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!
But if the purification ritual is there, why not use it? Saying evil people won't repent and thus can't get redemption is a bit like saying the polar bear refuses to go to the Sahara Desert. Of COURSE, they won't repent ... not until there's a purification ritual to wash the spiritual grime off of them ...
Why? Extra Credit Question: Is any of this silliness actually in the bible?
God's maybe not as bad as a politician, but He flip flops quite often. The themes of the OT and NT are such:
OT: God says don't you even TRY to be like Him or you'll be sorry.
NT: Jesus specifically tells us to be like God.
Which is it?
Something like Buddhism might require mercy and not punishment as well, and it predates the NT to boot.
Because, because ... LOOK -- SQUIRREL!
Yes. In Job, while we're conditioned to think the story is about Job (being the title and all), I feel it's more of a story about Satan tempting God, like some sort of 360 performance evaluation, to see if He will do bad things to people without good reason. God not only does this but says specifically that He knows what He is doing is without good reason.
Ok, but then where are you getting your ideas about who goes and can't go to heaven? I mean, I don't worship the bible either. I believe God has the keys and it's His business what to do with them.
On the other hand, I also see the afterlife as a complete whole, and all the different afterlives we think up are just "skins" to the "afterlife app" we get.
As a baby?
In trials ,you don't always get the death penalty.
We don't even punish half the criminals we actually have.
I don't agree either, what with my medical knowledge knowing that damage to certain parts of the frontal lobes will guaranteed affect personality.
You don't know the causes of personality changes.
There was a war/rebellion in Heaven, so clearly that's not accurate.
But he goes to all the inservices in Job ...
But I still have to repent, plus Jesus' sacrifice only lasted 3 days and then he canceled the check...
This wasn't necessary, though. God will always admit whomever He wants..
Because you're so stuck on confusing worshipping with butt kissing that you can't hear the criticisms satanists have regarding God's actions? I mean, I don't play for their team, but they make some valid points here and there.
Context is a funny thing, from verse 4 of that chapter:
4 you will take up this taunt against the king of Babylon
Satan isn't on the kings' list of Babylon, IIRC.
I've been to hell lots of times. There are horror movies that scare me more. Satan bores me.
That'll be fun to watch. Wonder if it's like Sun Wukong trying to jump off Buddha's hand.
Particularly if you show no real concern for context and just want to, ahem, demonize Satan for the lulz.
He isn't present there anyway.
Yahweh specifically tells Satan He is smiting Job for no good reason. It's right there ....
God may have all the time in the universe but we don't.
Evil me: Oh, I'm sorry, patient so and so ... you have to go pee but I'm just not feeling it today. Don't worry. I'm not done yet. What's the rush? Potential kidney failure? Severe skin breakdown and infections? Well, I don't really care about that. I work at my own pace. I can't prioritize patient needs at all.
Will you give me 5/5 on the Press Ganey if I treated you like that?
Because he doesnt want to be redeemed, he wants to be worshiped, his choice, just like our choice. The difference is, once angels make a choice for or against God thats it. We can reject God, come to our senses and accept His free gift of salvation, but that is your choice and whatever you choose to do before you die, that will be your eternal decision to spend it in either heaven or hell.Why can't satan be redeemed? Do you want him to be?
Just curious, where did the Urantia Book come from? Who authored it and what is their authority to its truth?Where am I getting my ideas about who goes to heaven and who doesn't? Look up in the right corner of my posts, it says my religion. Also, as far as who really gets to go to heaven and who really doesn't, the only thing you have to do is agree to do God's will.
Just curious, where did the Urantia Book come from? Who authored it and what is their authority to its truth?