Why the Female Orgasm is Immoral!

[Sunstone]

First off, I want you to know and recognize that this thread is not even in the least inspired by the fact I have never in my life brought a woman to orgasm. It has nothing to do with that at all. So don't go there! And, no, I'm not hyper-sensitive about that fact nor defensive about it. So don't go there, either!

Second, isn't it about time we all recognize that the female orgasm is logically and indisputably over-rated? I mean, vastly over-rated? As in, like, there's no legit use for it because it serves no purpose except pleasure, and people who seek pleasure are immoral swine anyway.

Can we all just agree to that?

And can we all just further agree that all this talk of women having a right to sexual pleasure is premature. And I'm not saying that just because I myself am always premature. I mean, aren't there a lot of other problems in this world that we should solve first before we get after solving the problem of female dissatisfaction with premature men?

And no, I am not saying any of this simply because no woman has ever had an orgasm with me because I keep having premature orgasms seconds or even minutes before any actual penetration has occurred, or even, in most cases, before any clothing has been removed. That's got nothing to do with this OP. So, quit thinking it's got some relevance here. OK?

OK. And I further think that women who seek orgasms are immoral also because they are less likely to put out simply because a nice guy like me has bought them flowers and a supper. I mean, if flowers and a supper aren't enough for a woman, can she truly be moral? Don't nice guys have a right to have women too? Why is it always the jerks who give them orgasms that they end up with? It's not fair.

Ok. Now that we've settled all that, let's discuss the morality of the female orgasm. I think I've proved my point beyond doubt now.

 

[Badran]

Why is it always the jerks who give them orgasms that they end up with?

Actually that's a myth. I'm a jerk, i've never been with a woman, and i struggle immensely with giving myself an orgasm, let alone giving it to someone else.

As to women having a right to orgasm, don't make me laugh.

 

[Sunstone]

As to women having a right to orgasm, don't make me laugh.

I myself believe that's not merely a feminist idea, but actually, a radical feminist idea. It's obviously a ploy to make men feel like flowers and supper aren't enough to entitle them to get laid. I strongly disapprove. And I'm not just saying that because I've never been able to actually consummate the sex act due to chronic impotence combined with premature orgasms. That has nothing at all to do with my opinion. My opinion is based on objective reasoning and fact alone.

 

[crossfire]

Now I have the urge to start drinking heavily!

 

[Virus]

ya you know the girls they want everything man moral or not

 

[Badran]

Now I have the urge to start drinking heavily!

Okay i'll entertain the idea.

Why should i take it upon my shoulders to help someone else achieve an orgasm that requires harder work and more time than mine does? Huh?

What twisted logic can support such notion?

And why should a man like Sunstone feel small because of the fact that he can never achieve such feat?

Think about it!

 

[Sunstone]

Now I have the urge to start drinking heavily!

If you get really, really drunk, does that mean I have a chance with you?

 

[Badran]

If you get really, really drunk, does that mean I have a chance with you?

Drunkenness doesn't cause blindness.

Nor does it necessitate elimination of pride.

Not speaking for crossfire or anything - just keeping the facts straight.

 

[Sunstone]

And why should a man like Sunstone feel small because of the fact that he can never achieve such feat?

I was kind of hoping you wouldn't refer to my full two extravagant inches of yearning love club as "small". "Small" is not a word I myself would generally associate with such a generous serving of man meat.

 

[Badran]

I was kind of hoping you wouldn't refer to my full two extravagant inches of yearning love club as "small". "Small" is not a word I myself would generally associate with such a generous serving of man meat.

I absolutely agree. I was not referring to that. No one can question that.

I was merely talking about your manhood in general. Defending it, even, from the nonsense notion of female orgasm being a right, and the burden it creates.

 

[Sunstone]

Drunkenness doesn't cause blindness.

Nor does it necessitate elimination of pride.

Not speaking for crossfire or anything - just keeping the facts straight.

All the same, if I pay for the liquor, doesn't that pretty much entitle me to have access to her door of delight?

 

[Jollybear]

I don't think the female orgasm is immoral no more then i think the male orgasm is immoral. Why would it be immoral? If you believe God exists, then God created that function, if you believe in just nature, well, nature evolved that function. Either way, the function of orgasming is natural and good.

 

[Sunstone]

I absolutely agree. I was not referring to that. No one can question that.

I was merely talking about your manhood in general. Defending it, even, from the nonsense notion of female orgasm being a right, and the burden it creates.

Ah, I see now. Yes, that's quite true. The whole ideology of an alleged right to female orgasm can only be properly viewed as an insufferable burden upon the psyche of True Men® such as ourselves. And I say that because it happens to be the case, and by no means because the closest I've ever come to inducing such an orgasm was that time I tripped over a volleyball and fell face first into Mary Louise's 16 year old crotch in my high school gym class.

 

[Sunstone]

I don't think the female orgasm is immoral no more then i think the male orgasm is immoral. Why would it be immoral? If you believe God exists, then God created that function, if you believe in just nature, well, nature evolved that function. Either way, the function of orgasming is natural and good.

Even if what you say is true, aren't women morally obligated to solve every other problem in the world before selfishly thrusting themselves forward front and center and catering to their own sordid lust for orgasms?

 

[Badran]

I don't think the female orgasm is immoral no more then i think the male orgasm is immoral. Why would it be immoral? If you believe God exists, then God created that function, if you believe in just nature, well, nature evolved that function. Either way, the function of orgasming is natural and good.

Agreed.

But remember, god also created the Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories / forum.

 

[Badran]

Even if what you say is true, aren't women morally obligated to solve every other problem in the world before selfishly thrusting themselves forward front and center and catering to their own sordid lust for orgasms?

And there's that too.

Female orgasm sucks!!

 

[Sunstone]

Female orgasm sucks!!

And I believe it's quite fair and objective of us to say that because we're not saying it merely because neither one of us can get laid by anything that's closer to being a woman than the enticingly sassy and smooth throat of a wine bottle. No sir! That has nothing to do with it at all! And I just wish people would recognize that.

 

[crossfire]

Okay i'll entertain the idea.

Why should i take it upon my shoulders to help someone else achieve an orgasm that requires harder work and more time than mine does? Huh?

What twisted logic can support such notion?

Can't argue with that logic! Nothing here to see--move along! Oh, and pass the booze!

 

[Sunstone]

Oh, and pass the booze!

Just don't throw away the bottle once it's empty. That's the best time ever to sodomize it.

 

[crossfire]

Even if what you say is true, aren't women morally obligated to solve every other problem in the world before selfishly thrusting themselves forward front and center and catering to their own sordid lust for orgasms?

You have a point there. Women under the influence of orgasms have been known to behave in irrational ways--like baking fresh cinnamin rolls from scratch for breakfast, or even the most irrational thing of all: **whispers**{like having babies!} :run: