Well thankyou sweetheart. Let me see, not christian, don't believe in god, don't care much for sins, aftelife is what I wake up to in the mornin', woops I almost forgot the clowns that don't exist. I guess satan would fall into that category, well he does for me.Yes, Christianity is quite boring. I mean you can't question your religious authorities and explore the information given to you to see if any of it is correct. And, then there is that sticking point that 'God' and 'Jesus' are mythological creatures. Never mind that you have all these ohh so not fun sins to worry about. And, then there is that awesome afterlife where you wait around until 'Jesus' comes and harvests your soul from your coffin after destroying the world... sounds like fun yes? It would probably be important if any of these clowns actually existed.
Beyond that you can't even do all the sexual positions you like... Gotta stay with that missionary.. Ohh and... you can't have sex UNLESS you are making babies, or use birth control; or be gay.. or.. Do you all just hate everyone or what? 'God's' love seems to be at the end of a whipping crop.
And really darlin' if you want a bit of the other, other than missionary, give us a hoy and I'll fix you up. Know what I mean?
And I've got to say.........mindmaster is hilarious.
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