Why is your city on fire
what the ****. Cork hardly ever catches fire, sometimes a couple of the ashtrays outside the pubs get a bit smokey but that is all. Do you not have fire brigades, I have seen the Rescue Me so I know they spend most of their time fighting and drinking and being Oirish, but surely when the city catches fire they go and put it out. I wouldn't like that at all :no:
You were somewhat diverting, however it was just enough to keep me on line, waiting for crumbs of amusement like a hungry crow :sad:
Cork people don't say As if, as if we would like, the like thing comes from the Heugonots during the penal times catholics weren't allowed own property in ireland and protestants weren't allowed own property in france so the huegonots came over to cork and took our stuff, (french people say comme alot )this explains many things, why we say sac instead of bag, why we call young boys garsons, our accents , why we call pastry cakes milly filly etc etc etc, now don't say I never learned ya nuffin'
On the allies thing, why do people who harbour racism and are quite smart not notice they are racists, why , why whine whine whine
zoo planning was yesterday , zoo going today, did I mention being attacked by lemurs before or was this a coincidental utterence of your enfeebled brain?
It is your workers I feel sorry for , as they struggle to meet your gaze as you stumble from the bathroom for the 9th time in an hour, I can imagine them shifting uncomfortably in their seats, recoiling in horror as you reach forward to take a pencil from their tables, vainly trying to erase the sounds from their minds and with the memory of the sound of course unbidden come the images. Those poor poor veal, isn't being crated and prepped for escallopes enough.
Today's immature laughter is brought to you by the words
Penal and Comme
Good night , I am not worried about you in the fire though because I get the feeling you are fairly retardent
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