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  1. Obsydian

    They're onto me

    I'm still alive and alright. The knife missed all the vital organs, the noose branch snapped, the water was too shallow and the poison wasn't poisony enough. I prefer the androgynous look, so I'm fine with you calling me by either pronoun. It's all good. I am interested in partially...
  2. Obsydian

    Movies You Watch Again and Again.

    I was expecting Debbie Does Dallas.
  3. Obsydian

    Movies You Watch Again and Again.

    Winner medal awarded for these. Same here. At least we'll be in sync.
  4. Obsydian

    Movies You Watch Again and Again.

    *drops to one knee* Please marry me. Re-Animator is my favorite movie of all time, followed by Bride. (Didn't much care for Beyond.)
  5. Obsydian

    Movies You Watch Again and Again.

    It is. It's got everything men, women or children love in a movie. And who needs a TV anymore when you got a computer/tab/phone?
  6. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Though I prefer a flavored AT-AT to an unflavored one.
  7. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Focus on the positives... Think of how many people that will have you in their mouth.
  8. Obsydian

    Movies You Watch Again and Again.

    The Princess Bride. (Which should be the same answer for everybody.)
  9. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Hey, we all got our kinks. No judgement here.
  10. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Fist fight? I say we pour oil on sun rise (no need to oil Revoltingest because he's already "greased up & ready for action") and let them settle this with wrestling... Turkish style.
  11. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Sounds like the beginning of one of my fantasies.
  12. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Weren't you ever taught to share your toys?
  13. Obsydian

    Why are carrots orange?

    Yeah, I know. I'm glad I'm not one of 'em.
  14. Obsydian

    Why are carrots orange?

    You can... he did... ...and I bet it was tasty.
  15. Obsydian

    What does the word 'love' mean?

    Sounds like you have a love/hate relationship with Lars. I'll YouTube him for a few laughs. As for going off-topic... It happens to every topic, eventually. Still, I don't want to get gelded by anyone, so I'll bow out as well. Good luck with your books. ;)
  16. Obsydian

    What does the word 'love' mean?

    I could tell he was the one that wore the pants in the band since the Napster days. I never noticed how skilled (or rather, unskilled) he was on the drums. I'll have to listen to him solo. Since Metallica is well beyond established, maybe if you're lucky he'll retire or get ousted and...
  17. Obsydian

    What does the word 'love' mean?

    If he's interested, I don't need to advertise it. As you said, he'll find me when he's in the market for a new soul. And if I had to, I imagine Bloody Mary and Beetlejuice would pass the message along, as they prolly work for him. Not a Metallica fan, or is it just Lars? You made me think of...
  18. Obsydian

    What does the word 'love' mean?

    Say his name three times? I think you're confusing Satan with Bloody Mary. (That, or Beetlejuice.) I'm expecting money in exchange for my soul, not me paying him to take my soul. (Unless it's that worthless. :oops:) I'd prefer Aladdin's lamp. I get three wishes instead of one and the genie...
  19. Obsydian

    My spider likes Stan Lee

    I don't see how she could eat that..... and keep her figure with all that oil they're fried in.
  20. Obsydian

    How good are you at recycling?

    Aww... (I was gonna praise them, BTW.)
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