Even in Imaginationland you're a nerd!
I'm drinking moonshine straight from a wooden jug, and I have no idea where my pant are. Why did I dress up like Porky Pig?
"Joe Biden is a doddering old fool who doesn't know what he's saying! Kick him out!"
"Joe Biden is an insightful genius who demonizes the right! Kick him out!"
Pick a lane.
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The vote was rigged! Many of these so-called candidates aren't legal citizens of RF! And neither were most of the voters! It's a sham election that I won easily! After all, I have the best snowman ideas ever!
Well, we've got the "I wish it were the 90s again" vote all sewn up.
I've never understood why celebrity endorsements mattered to anyone. I've never been sitting around thinking "This guy's tax plan would really harm my children, but Florence Henderson seems to love him, so he's got my vote!"...
Hinchcliffe is a comedian. He's not the problem.
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/jon-stewart-says-tony-hinchcliffe-wasnt-the-problem-with-trumps-apocalyptic-msg-rally
MAGA supporters hang up on pollsters, because "F%^&$ the gub'mint!" It used to be they didn't bother voting either, because "F%^&$ the gub'mint!" Now they vote, and the polling models are having trouble adjusting. Trust me, Trump has a lead.
Trump consistently outperforms polls by about 2%. That is going to be the margin of victory.
I've already laid in a supply of spray on tan that I plan to resell to you Yanks at an incredible mark up.
It's not going to come up. Trump is going to win. If there is one thing that Republicans know how to do it's cross the finish line. And I say that as someone who was rooting for a Harris presidency.
I have a coworker who is taking medication so they can eat ice cream despite having diabetes (I don't believe that's the actual intent of the medication). One of the side effects is rash or dissolution of the perineum. For those of you who aren't into fringe porn, the perineum is commonly...