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  1. Kilgore Trout

    Openly carry your flamberge in Texas.

    People are idiots.
  2. Kilgore Trout

    self-transcendence is powerful

    So, narcissism isn't the path to fulfillment? I feel so disenchanted.
  3. Kilgore Trout

    Humility

    But, we're god's chosen species. We are the most specialist thing in the whole, wide universe. Well, at least the people who believe in the same god as me.
  4. Kilgore Trout

    Geography and religion

    This is why it is so important to be born in the right place. Choose carefully, because your eternal soul depends on it.
  5. Kilgore Trout

    Consider that Capitalism is the Real Problem

    I prefer Capitalism, because I realize there is no system that won't result in the many having little and being controlled by the few. But, at least with capitalism, I have a chance. I do realize that many other people don't have the capacity to take advantage of this chance, so I wouldn't...
  6. Kilgore Trout

    The Good News Website. Positive Stories 24/7

    But, I don't feel okay unless I have something to be worried and anxious about.
  7. Kilgore Trout

    "If God Did Not Exist It Would Be Necessary To Invent Him."

    When god didn't exist, they invented him.
  8. Kilgore Trout

    Happy Birthday Kilgore Trout!!!

    Don't tell anyone, but I was actually pieced together from broken dreams, tears of misery, and clippings of old George Carlin routines.
  9. Kilgore Trout

    Happy Birthday Kilgore Trout!!!

    I curse the yearly anniversary of the day I was forced to leave the comfort of my mother's womb.
  10. Kilgore Trout

    Did Sanders Help Trump Win the Presidency?

    Right, so you didn't understand. I already got that.
  11. Kilgore Trout

    The Basic Science of Global Warming

    Don't worry, China's going to take the lead on mitigating global climate change. I'm sure it will all be fixed in no time.
  12. Kilgore Trout

    merci beaucoup

    merci beaucoup
  13. Kilgore Trout

    Is there limit of Knowledge?

    Your wording is as eloquent and cogent as your reasoning.
  14. Kilgore Trout

    Do Men Even Want Women?

    An ideal hip-to-waste ratio in women is, universally, the highest predictor in how sexually attractive men find women. This characteristic doesn't develop until puberty. I think you're stretching the current cultural view of body hair too far in pursuit of some kind of connection that doesn't...
  15. Kilgore Trout

    How an atheist can believe in 'God'

    Why are so many threads on RF these days nothing more than overly-used sci-fi ideas? I think people have a hard time separating television shows and movies from reality.
  16. Kilgore Trout

    Why It Took Scientists So Long to Figure Out Where Babies Come From

    Science could always be wrong, so maybe science is still wrong and god sends fairy dust into women's tummies to make new babies when she has approved sexual relations with her religiously-approved husband. Or, her boyfriend. Or, some dude who raped her.
  17. Kilgore Trout

    "Donald Trump Jr. Just Tweeted Out Pretty Clear Evidence That He Broke The Law [...]"

    Breaking the rules with impunity is just part of America being great again. Now, go buy some wonderful cosmetic products from Ivanka Trump. They're really the best cosmetic products you can buy, and buying them will help make America great again. Believe me.
  18. Kilgore Trout

    Did Sanders Help Trump Win the Presidency?

    I'm going to assume you either didn't read, or didn't understand the rest of my response you decided to leave out. If you're not actually interested in discussing or learning anything, then don't keep posting responses or questions you're not actually open to discussing or learning about. It's...
  19. Kilgore Trout

    Yes, Your Parents’ Status Does Influence Your Earning Power

    Working smart is more important than working hard. Just as with wealth, life doesn't distribute things equally at birth, and many people do not have the ability to work smart. Being able to work hard is a much more prolific quality. But, if people aren't willing to pay you large amounts of...
  20. Kilgore Trout

    "44 years a Republican, 1 year an Independent, today I'm joining the Democratic Party"

    This is similar to me, except I spent 41 years not caring, 1 year not giving a crap, and today I don't give two farts.
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