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  1. Mycroft

    If we were immortal...

    Immortality is a curse, not a blessing. :)
  2. Mycroft

    I wish I could buy......

    Oh I hated it when that happened. And this time I was really starting to believe that you really were Sharon Osborne. Sorry to waxed your *** for nothing.
  3. Mycroft

    I wish I could buy......

    That's a lie.
  4. Mycroft

    Mrs. Mycroft thinks...

    I believe I recall saying something like 'What a load of crap.'
  5. Mycroft

    Mrs. Mycroft thinks...

    Anyone can say 'I love you,' and not mean it. Within the actions, however, is where meaning it truly lies. Not in grandiose gestures, but in the little things: Peeling her orange, because you know she doesn't like to, she remembers that you like unsalted butter best, you remember her dog likes a...
  6. Mycroft

    I Love Listening to Bon Jovi and Nickelback

    Nah. At least nickleback write their own stuff. I mean if you write your own stuff and you're ****, fair enough; at least you're having ago. But if you have it all written for you and you're still ****, well...
  7. Mycroft

    I Love Listening to Bon Jovi and Nickelback

    People who like Nickleback are no different from Beliebers.
  8. Mycroft

    Mrs. Mycroft thinks...

    She's never said it. But then we both operate on the principle that love is actions, not words.
  9. Mycroft

    Mrs. Mycroft thinks...

    Pretty sure you said something, but I'm too distracted by your avatar.
  10. Mycroft

    Blue Origin - Does their "Astronaut Experience" count?

    In days of yore pilots might have been called Aeronauts. The passengers in their conveyances were called 'passengers'. The same principle applies.
  11. Mycroft

    Mrs. Mycroft thinks...

    You darn grumpy scotsman!
  12. Mycroft

    Mrs. Mycroft thinks...

    Mrs Mycroft thinks the following: What do you think? Do you agree or disagree with Mrs. Mycroft?
  13. Mycroft

    I wish I could buy......

    And I will buy you a caber, so you can finally be a tosser!
  14. Mycroft

    I wish I could buy......

    I wish I could buy @Wirey those T-shirts he's been thinking of buying for his daughter.
  15. Mycroft

    AI Reaches A Long Sought Milestone

    But in reality, an AI wouldn't seek to destroy humans. :)
  16. Mycroft

    I'm Alan Partridge

    Those of you of a colonial persuasion (doesn't matter which colony) may not be aware of the fine British Comedy I'm Alan Partridge. You should be. Watch it. Here's what to expect:
  17. Mycroft

    What is spiritual enlightenment?

    That really satisfied feeling you get after you've just farted with a resounding trumpeting noise.
  18. Mycroft

    Lust Isn't A Sin It's A Punishment?

    So did your mum. Hence why you're around to complain about it today. See what I did there?
  19. Mycroft

    Scientists given go-ahead for Gene Editing.

    Better to be swimming in a morally grey area than extinct.
  20. Mycroft

    Lust Isn't A Sin It's A Punishment?

    ...okay, fair enough.
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