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  1. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Red bull does give you wings...something that might come in handy in heaven. Exactly! You shall know them by their FRUIT. Keep it real girl, keep it real. If there is no alcohol in heaven, some may very well abdicate. I guess allowances will have to be made. :shrug:
  2. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Saved from TV evangelists. :thud: If you dont know what you have been saved from does that change the fact that you are saved? Some understand the mechanism and some dont. Do people have to understand what jesus did for his salvation to be effective? I believe that whoever was saved was saved...
  3. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Because we go out with a bang...not go in to be banged? Besides TV evangelists are not real. :angel2: No but on a more serious note. And it was actually suppose to be a little more serious than it has turned out to be here...for people who cannot believe in a god that will send millions into...
  4. Heneni

    What would it take for you to stop believing that god exists?

    Lets see...he can make ME dissapear - check He can hide himself from me - check He can make himself non-exist....hmmm not likely. He is existance. Heneni
  5. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Nope the small print says 'no weapons of mass destruction allowed past the customs of the pearly gates' WOOO were are REALLY SAVED NOW. Heneni
  6. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Now now...god loves all the little ones. Even the outlaws. We are all signed, sealed and delivered. Heneni
  7. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    You'll make a fine addition to the heavenlies. Can I have your autograph? Heneni
  8. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    We shall all be made new my friend! And we shall not age. After much calculation and deliberate study i have concluded that we shall all be 37.5 years old in heaven. And still innocent.
  9. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Only if its working. And you have to PAY for it.:p Heneni
  10. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Thats easy. Anybody who gives a bright colgate teeth smile right after the words 'disprove' is usually lying....NA NA NA NA NA. Heneni
  11. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    :eek: Such heresy! Im might see you heaven, but ill be on the west side....where the real sugar is. We all know aspertame causes cancer - Actually most sweetners have molecules that have a triangular shape. The smart ones go to pepsiland. ;)
  12. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    You talking dirty arent ya? :rainbow1: Even you shall go through the pearly gates one day. Come here you big bag of fibre!!!! You might not like my god know but your saved anyway! WHOO WHOO. Heneni
  13. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    But, im not laying my life down for diet pepsi. NO WAY!:ignore:
  14. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Qugmire If you have to kill me over a tin of watery sugar...so be it....we might not agree now...but we shall share beautiful stories with each other in the lake of pepsi one day. :yes: Heneni
  15. Heneni

    What would it take for you to stop believing that god exists?

    What would it take for me to stop believing that god exists? A miracle
  16. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    THERE :Dis:D a god, glory halleluja! Tell you neighbour tell Pat Robinson, tell everybody the GOOD news! MAN, now you got me all excited! : hamster : Heneni
  17. Heneni

    Christians: Joint heirs with jesus - what does it mean?

    Why do you think that we are 'clothed' with salvation but 'covered' with righteousness. Seems like salvation is clothes for the naked and righteousness is a covering over that. What you say? Heneni.
  18. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    While being fruitful and multiplying like little rabbits yes.
  19. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    Business as usual wouldnt you say?
  20. Heneni

    There probably is a god and we are all saved

    :sarcastic. My god doesnt poop. Shall we take this outside? Heneni
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