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12 theories why creation is true.

Sculelos

Active Member
1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
13. The 13 dimensional realms of existence each vibrate at a fixed harmonic frequency which correlates to one of the 13 states of ethereal energy. These vibrational frequencies create complex wave interactions which form the illusions of time, space, energy, movement, and bacon.
 

SheikhHorusFromTheSky

Active Member
1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.

Congrats. You have proved..... NOTHING!!!! :clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

No sources. No explanations. No nothing. Both yes AND no. :yes::no: and :facepalm:
 

Curious George

Veteran Member
1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.

Pretty sure you only listed six layers in number 7.

And are the six layers angels by merit of number six?
 

michel

Administrator Emeritus
Staff member
Are these your own theories/beliefs, or have you heard about them from other people?
 

Jainarayan

ॐ नमो भगवते वासुदेवाय
Staff member
Premium Member
And in either place they can make a mess. So much for Intelligent Design.
 

Sha'irullah

رسول الآلهة
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fantome profane

Anti-Woke = Anti-Justice
Premium Member
Very impressive. All twelve complete and total nonsense. Not a single rational or coherent thought in the list. Bravo!
 

adi2d

Active Member
1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.


The only one that I have trouble with is #6
Not plant animal or human equals angels? Rocks, stars,cow poop are all angels?
I think you need a little work on that

All the rest make perfect sense. Of course I'm kind of buzzed right now. Maybe ill come up with other questions later
 

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
The only one that I have trouble with is #6
Not plant animal or human equals angels? Rocks, stars,cow poop are all angels?
I think you need a little work on that

All the rest make perfect sense. Of course I'm kind of buzzed right now. Maybe ill come up with other questions later
That begs the question of how loaded does one need to be before this list makes sense?
 

Sculelos

Active Member
Pretty sure you only listed six layers in number 7.

And are the six layers angels by merit of number six?

All together make up Earth which is a fallen Angel that fell with Adam and Eve and that Angel is called Semjaza, when you poop the Devil eats the poop as his punishment for sinning as his punishment was to eat poop all the days of his life. He used to be able to posses his Children but his children were all destroyed and he was sent to his prison of outerspace, Satan has 7 heads and 10 crowns and the name of his crowns are Sun, Moon, Earth, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

These are all my theories and I came up with them all by reading the Bible and Enoch books.
 

dyanaprajna2011

Dharmapala
Sculelos said:
1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

Except that the bible contains many errors.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

Proven wrong by science: astronomy and physics.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

This makes no sense.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

Or carbon dating is correct, and the bible messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

Esoteric nonsense.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

Such a simplistic and wrong ontology.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

Even more esoteric nonsense.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

Time is based on mass in motion. It cannot move backward, as this idea is illogical. I won't even comment on the other part.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

If you say so.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

And you say evolution is wrong...jeez.

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

Wow.

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

This is the only one that has any shred of sense to it, but that's not saying much.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.

It went from bad to weird pretty quick, and none of it verifiable by science, as it's, well, mostly esoteric jibber-jabber.
 

adi2d

Active Member
All together make up Earth which is a fallen Angel that fell with Adam and Eve and that Angel is called Semjaza, when you poop the Devil eats the poop as his punishment for sinning as his punishment was to eat poop all the days of his life. He used to be able to posses his Children but his children were all destroyed and he was sent to his prison of outerspace, Satan has 7 heads and 10 crowns and the name of his crowns are Sun, Moon, Earth, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

These are all my theories and I came up with them all by reading the Bible and Enoch books.



Sorry friend. I'm not high enough for that to make any sense
 
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