Hi FFH,
I have spent an hour of my life reading this thread. I detect that you have some "issues" with philosophy and philosophers in general, although you logic escapes me. Then again, you never give details about what you do not like about philosophy. It's just plain wrong, so what is there to talk about?
Your general complaints do not leave us much to go, but I can still draw a few simple conclusions.
1. You claim to be a semi-retired Christ loving living success story. You attest to the fact that it is your views that got you where you are. (No arguments there. No siree!)
2. You also claim to be modestly bright and from your sentence structure and grammar, it would seem safe to conclude that you are a tiny notch above average, without any doubt. (However, if you needed an "internet IQ test" to prove to yourself you are a smart guy, then frankly, you're not very smart.)
3. You tell us that you are detail oriented, and yet do not provide us with details to back up your claim. Details on your personal life, perhaps, but nothing real meaty in regards to your original point. From this I would have to conclude that you are in fact not detail oriented at all. It you are, you are very selective about the details you choose to keep. (You might want to take ski poles on that slippery slope.)
The sad fact is that you do not like people who do not think like you and that is why you only find peace when you are alone in the wilderness. Further to this, you are frustrated because you cannot follow what they are telling you.
The saddest part of your whole argument is that you have clearly proven, by example, the true value of philosophy. No doubt, you are unaware of why or how.