I'll be behind you, boosting you up. I could also use a helping hand myself.
Some believe that they could bribe their way into heaven. Threaten? Extort? Deceive? Pick the lock on the pearly gates? Distract? Redefine (like changing the word torture so that torture doesn't exist....as John Woo did for W. Bush...which is another way of lying)? Convoy (with our 18 wheelers, ram the gate going 98)? Explosives? Murder? (Lets remember that the Mafia still goes to Catholic church, and still count rosary beads and says hail Marys...sometimes as a precautionary measure for crimes that they are about to commit). Rocket? (hah...science is good for theology)....oops, overshot the cloud.....falling into the pit.
Will heaven write a special pass for those who murdered Gays? But, aren't they doing God's job? Actually, humans should not do God's jobs (judge not lest ye be judged.....only God is the judge).
NRA (guns for God?) We could defend heaven with them.
When the lower eastside of the Bronx does move to heaven, is heaven still heaven? Will there be grafitti all over heaven? Trash? Dogs pooping? (But, what if we love rover?). With any luck, poop will fall through the clouds (look out below).