Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Titanic:
I'm offended that you posted in order to notify us you quit posting!
That is contradictory!

4con:
Where's my sammich!?

 

[zaybu]

Titanic:
I'm offended that you posted in order to notify us you quit posting!
That is contradictory!

4con:
Where's my sammich!?

I'm offended for you finding a contradiction where there is none.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you object to my inventing contradictions!
Have you no imagination?

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that with all of your skill at invention, that you have not yet invented a device to make your own darned sammiches.

 

[Adramelek]

I find this entire thread to be offensive. I find all this offensiveness to be offending. Furthermore, I was offended this morning by the hard-on I woke up with, I had to sit down to pee. :sarcastic

/Adramelek\

 

[4consideration]

I have to sit down every day. You don't hear me complaining about it!

 

[Adramelek]

Well, la-de-da 4consideration has to sit down every day. I find that offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your lack of empathy towards 4con is offensive!

 

[Kerr]

Your sentimentality is despicable! The world would be much better off without that... thing... the e-word.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended to not know what is this e-word

 

[zaybu]

Your sentimentality is despicable! The world would be much better off without that... thing... the e-word.

You have offended every e-word, such as energy, entropy, email... a monstrous offense greated than the eternet.

 

[Adramelek]

So what are you trying to say Kerr, that you hope I get limp d***k disease?

 

[zaybu]

So what are you trying to say Kerr, that you hope I get limp d***k disease?

You post is offensive as it does not address my offensive post.

 

[Adramelek]

Oooh, well excuse the hell out of me zaybu, I didn't realize you were sooo sensitive.

 

[Kerr]

Your post is just... gosh, I cant read it because of that freaking THING on your first comma. Yes, I can see it, its hard to miss.

(meant empathy by e-word, btw)

 

[Adramelek]

I am so sorry that my "THING" is so massive that it blocks your line of site. Does it offend you?

 

[zaybu]

I am so sorry that my "THING" is so massive that it blocks your line of site. Does it offend you?

You don't have a "THING", that's what so offensive.

 

[4consideration]

Oh, so people without a THING are offensive, huh? Well, I don't have a THING! Does that make me less than you? No! No, I say!

 

[Sumit]

Your statement about "thing" is offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Thinglessness is offensive!
And it's dirty.
And it can be hot.
But it's still offensive!