Dangling the unattainable goat is very unbecoming of a gentleman. Need I say more?
Oh well, that never stopped me before.
That's right.
If you think that I don't know how to get that goat, let me just tell you that I am quite skilled at taking a really long time to get to the point. I can go on and on, elaborating about nothing. Sometimes it's about something -- so you never really know. But it can just as easily be about nothing. So, if you keep reading this post, perhaps it will bother you to realize that it is taking you absolutely nowhere -- exactly where your goat resides. Gotcha. (He's cute. I'll take good care of him.)